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AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, diplomatic relations, Disappointment, election results, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, Franco-Russian relations, French election, French politics, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin perspective, Kremlin reaction, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, Server, ties with France, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
New Chunks Explored:	437009	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	364401
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

Attention, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive therapy, Fun, mental disorder, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, MindBoosting, Patients, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia treatment, Therapy, Treatment, video game training, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4868
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	298

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

#addons, Adventures, blocks, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Creation, decorations, Discord, Dungeon, dynamic, Engage, Experience, grow, Immersive, intricate, Kingdoms, McFantasyBedrock, Missions, navigate, Other, Powerful, Quests, Roleplay, Times, Unique

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8064
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3378
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!