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  • TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

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    TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

    Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

    Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • USA News Minecraft Server

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    USA News Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

    Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

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    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DopamineCraft

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    DopamineCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPope’s AI Adventure

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    PixelPope’s AI Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

    ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

    join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Painful Pixel Pals

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    Painful Pixel Pals

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

    u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

    we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

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    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBlowjobBlues

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

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    ⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bc.redlineminecraft.online:25747

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XMC

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    XMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    XMC Minecraft Server Overview

    XMC aims to provide a vanilla play experience with enhancements through server-side additions such as Carpet Mod + Addons for resource automation and quick leaf decay for convenience. Check out some of the features and server specifications below.

    Features
    Proximity-Based Voice Chat (Optional)
    Webmap – Preview the world here
    Datapacks & crafting additions from VanillaTweaks
    Bedrock Client Support through Geyser
    Server Specs and Performance
    Processor: Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM: 10GB
    Location: Germany

    General Rules

      • Be mature & respect other server members.
      • No stealing or griefing.
      • No NSFW or disrespect of others.
      • No mods or resource packs that give an unfair advantage.
      • Notify admins if you’ll be offline for more than a week.
      • Manage farms to avoid causing lag.
      • Keep shops active to prevent removal.

    How to Apply:

      • Join our discord: discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
      • Go to #Landing and click “Apply”.
      • Follow the instructions and agree to the rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP