funny nba Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PoopBaggersMC SMP

animal waste, City Living, community cleanliness, DISRESPECTFUL, dog owners, dog poop, dog walking, environmental impact, inconsiderate, irresponsible behavior, littering, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet owners, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet waste, PoopBaggersMC, public nuisance, smp, urban living, waste management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4784	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

SufferCraft: Build Character!

Adversity, BUILD, Character, Character development, coping mechanisms, emotional strength, existentialism, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, life experiences, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, SufferCraft, Suffering, transformation, WorldView

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2740	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

Army, army corps, authoritarian regime, border control, consequences, Crisis, Defection, DesertCraft, Desertions, discipline, Kim Jong-un, lolz, loyalty, Military, military readiness, north korean, political instability, Retribution, SECURITY, soldiers, Surge, Surveillance, urgent inspection

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	270	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Beta, Bingo, blocks, Community, crystalclash, Disasters, Discord, Events, evolve, Faster, java, Luckyblocks, McEvolution, Mcserver, Minecraft, Minigames, moms, Network, PvP, Skyblock, SPEED, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, turf wars, Uhc, Unique, WiFi

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Server IP	mcevolution.org
Java Version	1.20.4

What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide what’s next through polls, so you’re always part of the action!

What Gamemodes Are Available ❓

Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

💎 Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks 🎲 to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! 🏆

🌪️ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, you’ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! 🌩️ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck 🍀)

🌎 One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! 🏝️ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! 🏗️

Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

FAQ

How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

bacterial vaginosis, Crafty, Cunt, female anatomy, gynecology, Minecraft, reproductive system, Server, sexually transmitted infections, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal health issues, vaginal health problems, vaginal health questions, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal odor, vaginal symptoms, Women’s Health, yeast infection

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

Is this Android or iOS? Minecraft SMP

Android, Android devices, android vs. iOS, app development, Ios, iOS devices, Minecraft, mobile app compatibility, mobile applications, mobile device compatibility., mobile devices, mobile operating system, mobile platform, mobile software, mobile technology, operating system comparison, Smartphone, smartphone operating systems, smp, software, tech devices, Technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

approach, Behavior, Beliefs, CHANGE, compassion, culture, Empathy, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Life, lifechanger.., mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, norms, perspective, progress, Reflection, smp, society, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft and having a ton of laughs along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and host epic llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the sky is purple, the oceans are made of jelly, and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible? Join us now and let the madness begin!

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2492	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7933
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

Adventures, blocky, emotional experiences, first time use, Firsttime, FRONTIERS, Fun, long tail tags, positive emotional experiences, positive experiences, risk assessment, substance use disorder, substance use disorder risk

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	288
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20

Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!