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Brain Block Party

Attention, BLOCK, Brain, brain networks, decreased connectivity, dysphoria symptoms, motor function, neuroimaging, Party, posttraumatic stress disorder, ptsd, response inhibition, torture survivors

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	90212	Votes:	9431
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna have ur brain blown away like a creeper explosion! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what real life is like anymore! our players are so skilled they can build a castle with their eyes closed while fighting off zombies with their toes!

come join us and experience the thrill of decreased connectivity in brain networks – it’s like playing on hard mode 24/7! u’ll be so immersed in the game u won’t even remember what response inhibition is! and don’t even get me started on the attention – u’ll be so focused on mining diamonds u won’t even notice the sun rising and setting!

plus, if u suffer from dysphoria symptoms of PTSD, this server is the perfect escape! let ur worries melt away as u explore our vast world and build ur own paradise! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Velax

AFK Rewards, Asia, Asians, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Daily Rewards, Economy, Events, Gaming, Hosting, India, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ping, pvp arena, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Singapore, Skills, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Velax Hosted in Asia, Singapore.

The best lifesteal server for asians! The server is hosted in India which guarantees good ping for Asians!

Our lifesteal server has Skills, Quests, Daily Rewards, Crates, Ranks, PVP Arena, AFK Rewards and much more!

play.velax.net

Bliss SMP

bliss smp, Experience, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9998	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

This is a server for people who just want the vanilla minecraft experience. There are no plugins on this server other than votifier. Join if you want to play minecraft as it is.

212.192.29.15:25419

Seasoned Beastrealm 1.20

animal, Beastrealm, Cooking, Culinary, DELICIOUS, flavoring, Food, Gourmet, kitchen, Meal, recipe, Seasoned, Seasoning, seasoning for beef, seasoning for fish, seasoning for meat, seasoning for pork, seasoning for poultry, spices, Tasty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	7010

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild safari but with blocks and creepers! You can tame animals, build epic structures, and even battle it out with other players! It’s like a virtual zoo on steroids, man! Plus, the admins are like culinary wizards, always asking what seasoning you need on your virtual animal. It’s like playing Minecraft and Iron Chef at the same time, mind blown, right? So, come on, join us and let’s spice up this virtual world together!

LovelessCraft

Boundaries, Breakups, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional labor, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, ghosting, Honesty, LovelessCraft, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted by your friends because they’re too busy in relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good love triangle or enjoy helping their friends through countless breakups. With over 15 relationships per year, you’ll never run out of drama to keep you entertained.

But don’t worry, if you ever feel like it’s all too much and you need a break from your virtual friends, feel free to ghost them without any explanation. After all, they’ve done it to you plenty of times before!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being in the middle of your friends’ relationship drama. Who needs real-life friends when you have a Minecraft server like this? Join now and never feel guilty about cutting off your friends again!

BlockyBedBliss

Bed.., BlockyBedBliss, comfort, Communication, Connection, emotional intimacy, foreplay, Intimacy, mutual satisfaction, Passion, physical intimacy, Pleasure, relationship, Respect, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, serious, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Look no further, because our server is here to spice things up in bed… I mean, in-game! Join us for the wildest adventures and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good at PvP, they’ll make you feel like you’re in bed with a creeper! So come on, join us and experience the best thing someone can do to you in bed… I mean, in-game!

GoldMineSiegeCraft

bodies retrieved, closed mine, emergency response, Fatalities, gold mine, GoldMineSiegeCraft, mine safety, mine workers, Mining (Industry), mining accident, Mining Disaster, mining operations, rescue efforts, rescue operation, Siege, south africa, South African gold mine, South African news, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

come join our minecraft server where we mine for gold like crazy and maybe get trapped like those 60 bodies in south africa but dont worry we have better security than a gold mine and you wont get stuck unless you want to because our caves are filled with treasure and adventure so come on down and dig your way to victory!

NovaLands

action, Adrenaline-pumping, Asia, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, Features, Fun, Join, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, PVP environment, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, Top-tier gameplay, Updates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

NovaLands – The #1 Lifesteal Server in Asia! Welcome to NovaLands, the ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal experience! Our server is the #1 Lifesteal server in Asia, offering an adrenaline-pumping PvP environment where you can steal hearts and rise to the top! But that’s not all – we’re always expanding and bringing new and exciting game modes to the server, including Mini-Games and more. Join us today and become part of the action!

Why NovaLands?

Top-tier Lifesteal gameplay Regular updates with new game modes and features Friendly and active community Epic events and challenges Connect with us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Join our Discord: https://discord.xyz/novalands Server IP: play.novalands.fun

play.novalands.fun

DivergentServers

Adventure, Community, DivergentServers, grand opening, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

!Grand Opening! We are a new community starting our very first skyblock server. We have plenty of other server types to add as the community grows. Come join the fun and start your adventure today!

play.divergentservers.com

⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

banner, Bosses, Bosses Events, description, Events, Events server, grif, image, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Rating, redline, RedLine Gryf, Server, server description, Servers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

top1.redlinemc.fun:25903