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DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	7460
Farms Harvested:	659	Dragon Eggs Found:	8700

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Star Shards Collected:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

Smelly SMP: Where hygiene takes a back seat to epic adventures and funky mods! Join now!

Adventures, appeals, balanced origins, custom origins, Discord, Epic, Funky, Graveyards, human origin, hygiene, Join, Modded, Mods, Nomad, origin change, planet minecraft, punishment, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands system, Seat, server-side lag, Smelly, smp, suggestion, TAKES, trader.., unique origins, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Crops Grown:	3561	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimal server specs
Planet Minecraft	www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
Discord Invite	play.stinkysmp.net

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for player builds and progress.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server, and they will be considered by the moderation team.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area, outside of the Safezone, which is strictly protected from griefing, killing, and stealing.

Q: How does the Origins mod work?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest new custom origins for consideration.

Q: What are the server’s performance specs?

A: The server has 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU, providing optimal performance for Minecraft SMP gameplay.

CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Citizens, Country, CraftyNation, culture, customs, Economy, geography, Government, heritage, History, home, HOMELAND, Language, Lifestyle, local ], location, Minecraft, Nationality, native, Politics, Server, society, Traditions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Star Shards Collected:	219	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Minecraft SMP: Zany Zenless Zone Zero

141 exclusive bazaar, Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, current events, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, Tuning, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, zhu yuan, Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Animals Bred:	154	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	8137	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” where you can trade rare items and the “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event for all you caffeine-loving wizards out there. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with signal searches, riot suppressors, and who knows what else. Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLoveQuest

activities, arousal, Bonding, common, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional, foreplay, Intimacy, MineCraftyLoveQuest, Passion, Physical, Pleasure, relationships, romance, seduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual tension, stimulation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2581
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by engaging in scandalous activities that may or may not lead to sex! Want to upgrade your armor? Better start flirting with that Enderman! Need more diamonds? Seduce that creeper with your charm! Our server is the ultimate test of your social skills and seduction techniques. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky world!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	2153
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense