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PillowThoughts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s got everything you could ever want in a server. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

So if you want to join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta come join us. Plus, we have a hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedditBanCraft

Ban, Censorship, community guidelines, content moderation, cyberbullying, fake news, harmful behavior, harmful content, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, internet regulation, Misinformation, online communities, online harassment, online safety, reddit, RedditBanCraft, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, user accountability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4475
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you wish Reddit would ban boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, Reddit would probably ban it if they knew about it! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and mine diamonds with your bare hands (ouch, but worth it)! Our community is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs Reddit when you have us?

PowerCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic states, Belarus, Disconnection, eastern europe, electricity, ENERGY, energy supply, european union, Geopolitical, Grid, INDEPENDENCE, Infrastructure, international relations, Lithuania, Minecraft, Operation, power system, PowerCraft, resilience, russia, SECURITY, Server, Stable

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7018	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

lol u ever been on a server where the power system is so stable that not even russia and belarus can mess it up? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the power never goes out, cuz we got some crazy redstone wizards keeping everything running smoothly.

we got stories of epic battles between players and mobs, like that time a creeper tried to take over the server but got defeated by a squad of fearless players armed with nothing but wooden swords and determination.

join us for the most lit minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing more stable than our power system is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelPutin’sPeaceTalks

ABANDON, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solutions, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Négotiation, open talks, peace talks, PixelPutinsPeaceTalks, political leaders, putin, Ukraine, US, war diplomacy, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4074
Ores Mined:	8145	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz, like, Zelenskyy is open to talks with Putin if US and Europe won’t “abandon” Ukraine, like, how crazy is that? join us and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine in minecraft, build your own fortress and protect it from evil dictators like Putin, we got crazy events like “Putin vs Zelenskyy” where you can choose your side and fight for supremacy, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz why not, right?

Altheria Worldbuilding

alliances, Altheria, Builders, create towns, Discord, Economy, few weeks ago, Gear, geopolitical-style, join nation, launched, Map, miners, mob grinder, netherite, New server, pvpers, Pyuku, smp, Towns, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2638
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Altheria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Geopolitical
Features	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
Server Age	New (launched a few weeks ago)
Join Nation	Pyuku

Altheria Minecraft Server FAQ

1. What is the server type?

Altheria is a geopolitical-style server where players can create towns, build economies, and go into wars and alliances.

2. How old is the server?

The server was launched only a few weeks ago, so it is relatively new.

3. What is the nation to join?

You can join the nation Pyuku on the server.

4. What rewards are offered for joining Pyuku?

Members of Pyuku are offered netherite, access to a mob grinder, gear, and more.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

The server is looking for builders, miners, and PVPers to join Pyuku.

6. Where can I join Pyuku?

You can join Pyuku on the server through the Discord link provided: Join Pyuku

Light Quest 1.20

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1754
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, bro, forget flashlights, come join this Minecraft server where the whole world is lit up like a disco party! We got glowstone for days, so you’ll never be in the dark again! Plus, our mobs are so lit, they’ll make you wish you had a flashlight to see them better! Trust me, you won’t need a flashlight when you’re partying with us on this server!

LongAnswerMC Server

Argument, classmate, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Details, first year, France, Friend, homework, introverted, language barrier, LongAnswerMC, mansplaining, medical school, misunderstanding, overreacting, Server, stress, studying, studying together

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Votes:	6696	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	5335
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mansplaining is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block building and no arguments about chemistry reactions.

Are you tired of being called a mansplainer for simply trying to be helpful? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is equal and no one will judge you for giving detailed answers.

Join us and escape the stress of medical school in France by immersing yourself in a world where the only conflict is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream castle with your best friend and never worry about being accused of mansplaining again.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone can work together peacefully, without any misunderstandings or arguments. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun!

CraftyCreeper’sCookbook

commercialization, Cooking, CraftyCreepersCookbook, cultural recipe, Dispute, family dispute, family dynamics, family history, family legacy, family recipe, Family secrets, family tradition, Food Industry, food manufacturing, lawsuit, legal issues, MONEY, pickle dish, Ramadhan, traditional recipes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this family pickle recipe.

Picture this: a family feud over a pickle recipe that could rival the most intense Minecraft PvP battles. Grandma’s sister Del’s recipe is at the center of it all, with secrets and scandals that would make even Herobrine blush.

But fear not, because on our server, you can escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pickle-themed castle. Join us and let’s turn this pickle of a situation into a barrel of laughs!

ClimateChangeCreeper – Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, activism, Beliefs, carbon emissions, climate action, climate adaptation, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate mitigation, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, ClimateChangeCreeper, Environment, global warming, Minecraft, renewable energy, Science, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train. So, like, our server is the only place where climate change is caused by creepers exploding! Yeah, you heard me right. Every time a creeper blows up, the weather changes. It’s like Mother Nature’s revenge or something, I dunno.

But wait, there’s more! We got polar bears riding on dolphins, snow golems throwing snowballs at Endermen, and llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, bro. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where we keep all the rare items. You gotta solve riddles, fight off mobs, and maybe even dance the Macarena to get in.

So, if you’re down for some wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs, then you better join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out why the chickens keep trying to steal our diamonds. It’s a mystery for the ages, my dude.

CraftyTimeWarp

CraftyTimeWarp, destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and relationships, love and timing, love and timing quotes, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, soulmates, Timing, timing in relationships, timing is everything, wrong time

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you ever feel like you’re the right person, but you’re just stuck in the wrong time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a silly concept that we like to mess around with! Join us and experience the thrill of building a time machine out of blocks and traveling back to the Jurassic period to ride dinosaurs. Or maybe fast forward to the future and battle robot zombies with laser swords! The possibilities are endless on our server, where time is just a suggestion and fun is mandatory. So come on, join us and be the right person at the right time (or any time you choose)!