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Pixel Asteroid Blasters

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9093
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7380	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5230	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	985	Buildings Constructed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	434524	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8621	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	2223	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magic Items Found:	8536	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!