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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9620 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7838 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!