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AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8258
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
New Chunks Explored:	687679	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!