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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5764 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Votes: | 8698 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
