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Low Baba’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	3122	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3393
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mines! Plus, we have a petting zoo where you can tame and ride giant chickens into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon magic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Big Seven Minecraft SMP and the Rest

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	2580
New Chunks Explored:	809699	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

ParentalProblemsGoneWild

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new start? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world chaos!

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about unwashed dishes causing a family feud. No more picking sides in arguments or consoling your parents over trivial matters – just pure, peaceful gaming.

We have a special “Ungrateful Child” rank for players who want to rebel against their parents and live their best virtual life. Build a fortress to keep out any unwanted family drama or create a secret underground bunker to hide from the nagging.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

WorstMinecraftPlayerEver

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of running into griefers, trolls, and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst person you’ll ever meet is a friendly llama named Larry who just can’t stop photobombing your selfies! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama shenanigans, epic build battles, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on down and join us for a llama-tastic time you’ll never forget!

SealTeamTaiwanInvaders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Yo, so like, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Navy SEALs training to take down some Chinese invaders in Taiwan. It’s like, super intense and you gotta be ready to fight for your blocky life. Plus, we got secret weapons and crazy missions that will blow your mind. So, like, join now and be a part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. Let’s do this, gamers!

Gorilla Meds: Future Drug Discovery

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	8016
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have self-medicating gorillas as our doctors! These gorillas have been studying tropical plants in Gabon and have discovered the secrets to future drug discovery. They even use these plants to heal themselves and local human healers swear by their medicinal effects.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane discoveries, just like these gorillas. Explore the jungle with them and uncover the hidden powers of these magical plants. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a potion that gives you superhuman strength or the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the self-medicating gorillas guide you on a wild journey of discovery and healing. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for GothamChess Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2895	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

GothamChess, also known as Levy Rozman, is a popular chess Grandmaster and content creator known for his entertaining and educational chess content on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With his engaging personality and insightful analysis, he has quickly become one of the most well-known figures in the online chess community, attracting a large following of fans and aspiring chess players. Through his videos, live streams, and online coaching, GothamChess has helped countless people improve their chess skills and passion for the game.

What are Minecraft servers like AffinityMC ?

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to AffinityMC include: 1. BalkanCraft – Another Balkan Minecraft server with a strong community and fun gameplay elements. 2. Craftadia – A survival server with a focus on community and player interaction, similar to AffinityMC . 3. Skyblock.net – For players who enjoy skyblock gameplay, this server offers a unique twist on the survival experience. 4. The Mining Dead – A server that combines survival gameplay with a zombie apocalypse theme, providing a different kind of immersive experience. 5. PlayUHC – If you’re looking for a more competitive experience, this server offers UHC gameplay for players who enjoy a challenge.

These servers all offer unique experiences similar to AffinityMC , so players looking for something new and exciting should give them a try.

37.230.138.167:25620

ViiPerMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crops Grown:	3674
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to one of the best minecraft network servers around! We offer a variety of exciting gamemodes including Lifesteal SMP, Sky-Gens, and Sky-Mining. Our server provides full support and guarantees a lag-free experience. Join us for an unparalleled gaming adventure!

199.127.62.17:25579

Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one!