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CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2709
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	168	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	751
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8520	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

luxe.zrich.ru

Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	3170
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	9600
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!