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BoltCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, BoltCraft, child, comedy, funny, Funny Kid, hilarious, humor, Kid, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, mistaken celebrity, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for Usain Bolt, mistaken identity, Running, running fast, Server, SPEED, sprinting, Usain Bolt, viral video

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
New Chunks Explored:	762268	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	5164	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	5446	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	372	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!