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HezCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, escalation, Geopolitics, hezbollah, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, HezCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, political turmoil, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, listen up, fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy war between Hezbollah and Israel. It’s like a real-life battle, but in Minecraft! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow everything up. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it? Join today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft: TotallyDestroyingEnemies

aggression, anniversary, communism, Conflict, destroy, Dictatorship, east asia, ENEMY, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, korean war, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Propaganda, Régime, sanctions, Tension, threat, TotallyDestroyingEnemies

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	127942	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

come join our epic minecraft server, where we are as crazy as north korea threatening to destroy everything in our path! we celebrate the end of wars by blowing up creepers and building giant statues of our fearless leader, steve. you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server anywhere else, so join now before we accidentally set fire to the entire world! #minecraftmadness #crazycreations #steveisourleader

Bedrock Parking Co.

bedrock, BEDROOM, Beds, bedtime, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, Furniture, humans, mattress, NAP, Parking, parking spots, pillows, recharge, Rejuvenate, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, snooze

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	6739	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.

but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.

OceanHeatElNinoCraft

atmospheric conditions, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, deep ocean, El Niño events, environmental consequences, environmental impact, environmental research, excess heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, human impact, indirect warming, ocean heat storage, ocean temperature, OceanHeatElNinoCraft, risks to humanity

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the deep ocean of Minecraft servers, always releasing that hot heat, ya know? like, even if you stop playing, the fun never stops. it’s like an endless party of El Niño events, but instead of storms, it’s just a bunch of crazy players causing chaos. join now and risk it all for the ultimate gaming experience!

Pixel Realm

Survival, survival seasons custom generation structures fun multiplayer community plugins adventure sandbox exploration crafting building PvP PvE economy resource gathering custom mobs minigames roleplaying

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

This is just a simple survival server, it has the Seasons Plugin. It has some custom generation that adds more structures. Thats all, hope you have fun in our server.

Pixelrealm.shockbyte.quest:25575

RaspMC

Cracked, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, LifeSteal, Minecraft, RaspMC, rules, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

RaspMC is a cracked LifeSteal server with many twists such as custom items, custom enchants, etc…. everyone is allowed to play here if they follow the rules.

connect.raspmc.fun

WorldMC🆕

1:1000 Earth Map, Build towns, diplomat, Earth, Economy, Enhanced Towny plugin, entrepreneur, form alliances, Geopolitics, Markets, Massive, MCMMO, minecraft server, Nations, Opportunity to become a leader, play.worldmc.net., player-driven economy, Player-run gold economy, Politics, Realistic, shape the world, Survival, Towns, Towny, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

WorldMC🆕1.21.x🌳 1:1000 Earth Map 🌎

Server

Join WorldMC for an immersive, large-scale Minecraft experience where your actions truly impact the world around you! 🚀🌟

play.worldmc.net

Bubble and Squeak Minecraft: Now with Extra Farming, Mining, and Fishing!

Bubble, Creature Kingdom, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Enchantments Galore, endless possibilities, Envoy Crates, Exciting Jobs, EXTRA, Farming, Fishing, Immersive Universe, Jobs & Skills, legendary items, Legendary Player, loyalty rewards, Minecraft, Mining, Progression System, Realm Like No Other, Riches Await, Shops Galore, smp, Squeak, Survival, Territory Protection, ultimate Minecraft adventure, Voting Crates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	3608
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Bucketry Minecraft Server

Platform	IP
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Wiki: https://bucketry.net

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview:

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops.
Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the Java version of Bucketry Minecraft?	mc.bucketry.net
What is the IP for the Bedrock version of Bucketry Minecraft?	mc.bucketry.net:19132
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the Discord link provided above.
Is there a progression system in Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, rise through the ranks and become a legendary player.
Are there custom spawners in the server?	Yes, you can create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners.
Can I unlock enchantments in Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, there are over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

ABO, American, Average, body image, comparison, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, ignorance, Indian, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical appearance, prejudice, racism, self esteem, Server, societal standards, soy, SoyCraft, Stereotypes, uglier, Weak

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with average-looking Americans? Look no further! Our server is populated with only the most beautiful Indian and Aboriginal players, making it the ultimate eye candy experience. Join us and bask in the glory of our stunning community!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug straight down and found a diamond the size of a house! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a diamond mine of your own.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our fabulous and diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the beauty and riches that await you!

VisualNovellaCraft SMP: Story Mode Edition

Being a Dik, college experience, Consistent storyline, discuss, Edition, escapism, F95zone, horny, lewd, long tail tags, Mode, Not super serious, Recommend, renpy, review, Romantic, silly, smp, Steam, Story, Thread, Visual Novellas, VisualNovellaCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world? Well, now’s your chance! Our SMP is the perfect place to let loose and explore your creativity. Build a giant statue of a potato, create a secret underground lair filled with traps, or challenge your friends to a game of TNT tag. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a laugh. From ridiculous pranks to hilarious roleplay scenarios, you never know what’s going to happen next. And with regular events and competitions, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest to defeat a dragon with nothing but a stack of carrots and a rubber chicken. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!