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MommaMine Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, family, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, mom, MommaMine, parenting, personal space, perspective, possessions, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sharing, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of your mom raiding your Minecraft chest without asking? Join our server and never worry about your virtual belongings being stolen by a sneaky parent again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream house without the fear of your mom barging in and taking your diamond armor. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of overprotective moms and will support you in your quest for independence. So come join us and let’s build a world where moms ask permission before looting your virtual treasure!

BrotherlyLoveMC

brother, BrotherlyLoveMC, church deacon, engaged, family conflict, family dynamics, family friend, getting married, hurt feelings, Marriage, Officiant, Peter, petty arguments, religious ceremony, sibling rivalry, special moment, spiritual matter, Sunday School teacher, Wedding, wedding planning, WIBTA

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret wedding chapel hidden deep within our virtual world where players can get married by our very own Minecraft priest, Peter! That’s right, Peter is not only a deacon in real life, but he’s also ordained in the world of Minecraft.

Imagine the joy of saying “I do” in front of all your pixelated friends, with creepers as your wedding guests and diamonds as your wedding rings. And here’s the kicker – if you’re the first player to have Peter officiate your wedding, you get a special in-game bonus that will make all your friends jealous.

But beware, there might be some drama along the way as other players fight over who gets to have Peter marry them first. Will you be the one to claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft bride or groom? Join our server now and find out!

CreeperAssassin69

Assassinated, Assassination, assassination plot, CreeperAssassin69, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, home, investigation, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, Official, political violence, security threat, shiite, targeted killing, Terrorism, unknown gunmen, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our minecraft server and be part of the action like when that hezbollah dude got smoked outside his crib! we got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t know what hit you! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have the best virtual assassins in the game, so watch your back or you might end up like that guy. join now for a killer time!

Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, accessibility, Blind, blind chick, blind jokes, DATING, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, disability, Diversity, funny, humor, inclusion, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, relationships, societal norms, unique relationships, vision, visually impaired

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	222	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magic Items Found:	4818
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	9322	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	1519
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8285	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!