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BrainBugCraft

brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	289
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

CataSim

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4594	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

OgSolito Survival

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6633	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Potions Brewed:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!

89.33.12.147:25572

Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

base, changes, Community, Direction, Discord, Fun, gameplay, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plain, player, Server, smp, Spawn, Today, Vanilla, Voting, Whitelist, ZER01C

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	865	Votes:	3700
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress

MineOverload Minecraft Server

Anime, annoyance, artistic expression, Censorship, Complaints, controversy, CP, Cultural differences, drawing, Ethics, fan outrage., Japanese industries, Lolicon, Manga, Media, Minecraft, MineOverload, over saturation, pedophile, ruined, Server, soulless, western influence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity that will leave you laughing for hours!

Join us on our server for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to battling zombie pigmen in tutus, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who love to roleplay as their favorite anime characters. Want to be a magical girl fighting evil monsters? Done. Want to be a ninja with a talking cat companion? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and dancing chickens. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

SMP: Hotel Helluva #1911 – The Minecraft SMP Experience

assassin business, booru, Bruiser, Creator’s YouTube channel, Cytube channel, Demon Rehabilitation, Discord, Experience, fan fiction, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, Minecraft, Official Website, overpopulation, Pilot Episode, Princess of Hell, smp, Startup, weapons specialist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	161912	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	3685
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the chaos of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss to life in blocky form! Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons in Hell, run a small assassin business, and survive startup life in the fiery depths.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Big Guy EditionOP Template that will blow your mind. Imagine building your own hotel to rehab demons, or setting up your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist and bruiser by your side. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling demons to running from hellhounds, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven before you know it!

CreeperDatingGoneWrong

adulting, apologies, attractiveness, Communication, coping with loss, CreeperDatingGoneWrong, depression, friendship, gossip, Grief, group dynamics, Honesty, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstandings, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Rumors, social dynamics, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6761	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

And if that’s not enough, come witness the ultimate betrayal as your D&D group ditches you for someone else’s house, all because of a silly argument that got blown way out of proportion. But hey, at least you’ll have plenty of time to build epic structures and mine for diamonds while you navigate the treacherous waters of friendship drama.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

CraftyMemesMC

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, controversial content, CraftyMemesMC, echo chambers, hive mind, karma whoring, lack of diversity, Misinformation, online communities, reddit, reposts, social media, Spam, toxic behavior, Trolls, upvote/downvote system, user interface

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion every time you post a meme about your pet rock on Reddit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of the internet trolls! Join us and build a giant statue of your pet rock, complete with diamond eyes and a lava fountain for a tail. Show those Redditors who’s boss in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your precious pet rock statue!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

Caracas, Civil unrest, Claims, controversy, CraftyCaracasRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, demonstrations, elections, Erupt, Government, international news, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, president, PROTESTS, reelection.., south america, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	5391	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	114

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES DABBIN’ ALL OVER DA PLACE!

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA DAT SPITS DIAMONDS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! IT’S CALLED CHEESOPOLIS AND ONLY TRUE LEGENDS CAN FIND IT!

PLUS, EVERY FULL MOON, A GIANT CHICKEN COMES AND LAYS GOLDEN EGGS FOR EVERY PLAYER! IT’S LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT BUT BETTER!

SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #CHEESEFORLIFE #LLAMALOVE #GOLDENEASTEREGGS

LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).