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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ConstitutionCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Crops Grown:	7908
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Enchantments Applied:	150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

49.12.85.246:8041

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	4859

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6278
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

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DisabledCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7178
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!