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Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	392

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Potions Brewed:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4803
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	272725	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	9321
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	182649	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Votes:	667
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	948249
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.