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Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	9418

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	5497	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	613

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!