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SisKidSitterCraft

aita, Babysitting, Chill, Deadlines, family, family helps family, home alone, Meetings, mom, Niece, not a kid person, proper childcare, regular, rely on, selfish, single mom, SisKidSitterCraft, sister’s kids, Unannounced, Upset, Village, work from home

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community that understands the struggle of unexpected responsibilities!

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your niece when all you want to do is mine for diamonds and build epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Join us and build your own virtual village where you can rely on fellow players who actually want to help out. No more dropping off unannounced kids, just drop off your blocks and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server where the only “village” you’ll be a part of is one filled with players who actually signed up for it. See you in the virtual world!

ShyBedExplorer Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, bedroom fantasies, communication in relationships, experimenting in bed, exploring desires, exploring kinks, Intimacy, Minecraft, open communication, overcoming shyness, sexual boundaries, sexual confidence, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual openness, sexual satisfaction, ShyBedExplorer, smp, spicing up sex life, stepping out of comfort zone, taboo desires, trying new things

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	276
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. And get this, every time you mine a block, a dancing llama pops out and gives you a high five! It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.

VoidCraftProhibited

legal boundaries, legal guidelines, legal limitations, legal requirements, legal restrictions, local laws, local regulations, prohibited activities, prohibited areas, prohibited jurisdictions, prohibited locations, prohibited territories, prohibited zones, restricted access, restricted regions, restricted territories, restricted zones, Void where prohibited, VoidCraftProhibited

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

CraftyWagnerTerror

Africa, campaign of terror, Central African Republic, Conflict, CraftyWagnerTerror, findings, human rights abuses, instability, international relations, Mercenaries, military intervention, Political unrest, rebel groups, rfe rl, Russian influence, security forces, successors, violence, wagner, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!

Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, character creation, Donations, Empire, Fairness, Farmer, Forbidden Lands, Guidelines, high fantasy, Historian, Lore, Moderators, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplaying, rosalia, rules, scattered peoples, smp, staff events, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3066
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Staff Team	Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience.
Approval Process	Simple character submission process for whitelist approval.
	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events.
Unbiased	No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: How often are lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.

Q: Are donations or subscriptions required?

A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.

Q: What kind of characters can I play as in the lore?

A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!

Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1

#sustainability, 1.20.1, drinking straws, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmentalism, fertility, Goystraw, harmful chemicals, health, infertility, liberal agenda, Liberals, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, reproductive health, reproductive rights, reusable straws, single-use plastic, toxic materials

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?

And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server

GodlyGaffe, insulting god, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community support, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ advocate, LGBTQ+ ally, LGBTQ+ issues, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	110	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBroGetaway

BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.

Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!

Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime

destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and timing, love found, Love Lost, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, RightPersonWrongTime, second chances, smp, soulmates, TimeTraveler, Timing, timing is everything, wrong time

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

Block Buddies United

beloved relationships, best friends, BLOCK, Buddies, cherished relationships, close-knit friendships, closest relationships, deep connections, deep friendships., emotional connections, family bonds, inseparable bonds, Intimate relationships, kindred spirits, loyal companions, Meaningful connections, personal connections, soulmates, Strong Bonds, tight-knit relationships, Trusted confidants, unbreakable ties, United

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!