Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	359

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

NocturnalCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, behavior change, Biodiversity, circadian rhythm, climate change, ecological balance, energy consumption, environmental impact, global warming, Heat Waves, human society, lifestyle adjustments, nighttime activities, Nocturnal, NocturnalCraft, rising temperatures, Shift, sleep patterns, societal changes, Urban planning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we party all night long cuz apparently humans are gonna start being nocturnal or some sh*t. like who needs the sun when you got our lit server to keep you entertained all night? we got glow in the dark blocks, mobs that only come out at night, and a disco ball that drops from the sky every hour. plus, rumor has it that if you stay up all night mining, you might just uncover a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate night owl experience!

ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

#workout, breast conserving therapy, cancer treatment, Healthcare, lumpectomy, mastectomy, Medical research, Muscle, muscle weakness, physical therapy, reconstructive implants, Recovery, Rehabilitation, shoulder muscles, ShoulderCraft, strength losses, study, surgery, surgical options, Treatment, Ultimate, University of Michigan, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8169	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	295

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

NewFrog: Where chaos reigns and lava flows freely. Beware the Java-addicted frogs!

admin interference, Anarchy, BEWARE, Chaos, Community, DOXING, flows, freely, Frogs, Interference, Javaaddicted, join now, lagging, lava, newfrog, no illegals, no queue, No Resets, no restrictions, PERSISTENT, Plugins, REIGNS, semi anarchy, spawned, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

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Newfrog Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	Newfrog
Website	newfrog.org
Server Type	Persistent Semi Anarchy
Resets	No resets
Restrictions	No illegal activities, no doxing, no lagging
Admin Interference	No admin interference
Plugins	No plugins interfering with vanilla gameplay
Version	1.20.4, ViaVersion, ViaBackwards

FAQ:

Q: What is the server type?

A: The server is a persistent semi anarchy server with no resets.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server has restrictions on illegal activities, doxing, and lagging.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server attempts to be strongly vanilla with no plugins interfering with gameplay.

Q: Is there admin interference on the server?

A: There is no admin interference on the server.

Q: What version is the server running on?

A: The server is running on version 1.20.4 with ViaVersion and ViaBackwards.

MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5713
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3013
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	589	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	5890	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	259
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

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