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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5261 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 988254 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
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