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Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3442	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Items Found:	4832	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Votes:	7198
Villages Defended:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.