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Funny Excuses For Not Having Sex

  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cubic Ventures SMP

    Cubic Ventures SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cubic Ventures

    Come and join us on this epic journey as you become part of a community-driven SMP Server. No Pay To Win, we’re all in this together and we’ll come out on top.

    Vote every day to get cool prizes! Invite your friends to our Discord for even more rewards.

    mc.cubicventures.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Starcade CityCraft

    Starcade CityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Starcade Server Info

    Starcade is the best Prison, Factions, and Survival Server out there! It’s in version 1.16 and works on all Bedrock and Java gadgets. They have cool stuff like backpacks, Enchantment Gemstones, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots, Casinos, Lucky Crates, and giveaways every day, week, and month! It’s super fun, so hop on in version 1.20 for the best time. If you don’t like 1.20, they also support older versions of minecraft. Enjoy gaming!

    mcs.starcade.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Newbie’s Survival Server

    Newbie’s Survival Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival Server

    Hey guys, check out this cool new server! It’s just starting out, so come join us for some fun adventures. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together!

    45.159.6.63:25822

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ARKOFRULERS Kingdom

    ARKOFRULERS Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    ARKOFRULERS Minecraft Server

    Conquer. Rule. Ascend. your kingdom! Create your own story and experience the medieval ages in our custom Minecraft world. Season 1 out now!

    play.arkofrulers.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockCraft: OnlyBlocks World

    BlockCraft: OnlyBlocks World

    New Minecraft Servers

    OnlyBlocks Minecraft Server

    Boundless Creativity: Build, make, and think in our big, player-run world. Whether you like building, redstone stuff, or staying alive, there’s a spot for you here.

    Community-Centric: Join a close, kind community of players from all over. Make friends, team up, and work on big projects together.

    Land Protection: Keep your hard work safe and grow, make money from your tenants, open shops, or just make a cozy home if that’s more your style.

    Regular Updates: Our team is dedicated to giving you new stuff, events, and updates, so your time here is always fresh and fun.

    play.onlyblocks.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Valoria Factions FTOP

    Valoria Factions FTOP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Valoria

    ValoriaMC Soft-Factions

    Game Flow

    The aim of our server is to win FTOP! This will be decided at the end of the season! Winning FTOP means lots of cool stuff based on your rank.

    ValoriaMC.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixenta SkyBlock Adventures

    Pixenta SkyBlock Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixenta

    Experience the thrill at Pixenta SkyBlock, where fun is totally free! This server is brand new, no need to pay to win, and has tons of cool plugins for you to enjoy. Come join us now for never-ending fun!

    play.pixenta.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PunkinCraft SMP

    PunkinCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    PunkinCraft Server Information

    Hey gamers! Get ready for some epic fun on PunkinCraft, the coolest SMP server around. With a player-driven economy, SkyBlock, MCMMO, Jobs, and more, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    Economy is the name of the game on PunkinCraft, with custom jobs, player shops, and tons of ways to make that sweet, sweet virtual cash. So what are you waiting for? Join the fun today!

    play.punkincraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Valhalla Factions – play.valhallamc.net

    Valhalla Factions – play.valhallamc.net

    New Minecraft Servers

    ValhallaMC Server Info:

    ValhallaMC is a cool new Factions server. They’re gonna add Prisons and Skyblock soon too!

    Come join the fun! 🎮

    play.valhallamc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP