funny excuses for not having sex Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allegiance, Alliance, belonging, belongingness, brotherhood, camaraderie, Community, Companionship, Connection, family, HE’S ONE OF US, Hes, inclusion, loyalty, Minecraft, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Tribe, Unity

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6473	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1920	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ores Mined:	1872	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	3033	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.