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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Nuke mc

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks

New SMP! Free Legendary Key on Join for limited time!

Our features include but there is more outside of this:

Customenchants:We feature over 150 custom enchants for armor, tools, weapons and more. This allows for things such as mining in a 3*3 area with the detonate enchantment or jumping higher because of the anti gravity enchantment. You can buy these enchantments using xp with the command /enchanter.

Economy:Our server has an economy allowing for people to buy blocks, ores and items from the shop, There are multiple ways to earn money on the server including: Selling items on the auctionhouse to other players, Mining ores and selling to the shop using /sell, building a farm and selling the crops/sugarcane to the shop. These are the main ways to earn but there are many others.

MCMMO:

MCMMO is a levelling plugin that allows you to level tons of skills to unlock abilities specific to that skill the skills include: Acrobatics, Alchemy, Archery, Axes, Excavation, Fishing, Herbalism, Mining, Repair, Swords, Taming, Unarmed, Woodcutting. There are tons of abilities to unlock but a few examples are: Double Ore Drops, Temporary Mining Speed Boost and Mining a tree by only breaking 1 block.

Landclaims:

We have a very intuitive and well explained claiming system that allows for easy claiming.Friendly staff and community:Our server has been very welcoming to new players, and we as staff are always working to improve

play.nukesmp.com

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New Server IP
The purgecraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the purgecraft anarchy.

The one rule we have on the server is to purge we have an amplified world to make purging more fun

come and join at play.thepurgecraft.com

If you like this server dn’t forget to vote!

join our discord at https://discord.gg/edNt6Jm If you want to donate and help this server grow you can do it via this link paypal.me/pools/c/8nX0hSDFLe

play.thepurgecraft.com

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New Server IP
TetrabearMC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! We are a small community server that tries to keep the experience close to vanilla with just a handful of QoL features. Our players usually focus on making great builds, participating in PvP events, and trading in our hermitcraft-style player-driven economy.

Anyone can join and explore, but if you want to build on the server, come join our discord channel to apply for membership!

Please observe the following rules while you play: RULES: Be respectful to all players and their builds. Griefing and trolling will be dealt with accordingly. Be mindful of your language. Swearing is allowed, but offensive remarks and spam are discouraged. Be responsible with your play. Hacking and cheating are highly discouraged.

play.tetrabear.xyz

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New Server IP
Pvpvaliant

1vs1, Arena Pvp, Bungeecord, Paper, Practice, PvP

PvPValiant

Welcome to our Minecraft server based in Europe! While the IP is still coming soon, we’re excited to offer a unique experience for players. Version: 1.17-1.20.1

Our server is/have:

Cracked, meaning you can join and play even if you don’t own a premium Minecraft account

a wide variety of kit-based game modes available (Crystal, Netherite-Pot / Diamond-Pot, Gapple, Combo, Soup, Sumo, AxeAndShield, Trident, Tank and more!)

Discord: https://discord.gg/MuPkMYannBYoutube: @PvPValiantTwitter: @PvPValiantFUNReddit: r/PvPValiant

pvpvaliant.eu

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New Server IP
Vertix SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated hosting 24/7 Claims McMMO PvP / PvE Sleep Vote Player Shops Friendly, non toxic community

mc.kaydax.xyz

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New Server IP
RainBuild (Minehut)

Creative

The MOST POPULAR CREATIVE SERVER on Minehut!!! Here you can build whatever you want! Vote to get custom VOTER SUFFIX!!! If it says 0/0 people online, when you log in it will send you to the Minehut lobby. In the lobby do /join Rainbuild to join!

RainBuild.minehut.gg

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New Server IP
3b3

Anarchy, bedrock, Multiplayer Survival

3B3 is a Minecraft anarchy server that has no rules, and it is also known for its age which is two years old! It has a very active community holding many projects that spawn in other places there is also a lot of groups on the server including griefing groups spawn groups and other groups on the server! You were also very likely to get A kit when joining 3B3 as there are a group of players that sell kits on the server! You can participate in griefing in a lot of other projects there are a lot of fun on the server! There is also no admin interference, so you do not have to worry about an admin abusing stuff! We also have a discord if you would like to join that and know more information about the server, I will leave that down below! Just know if you ever joined the server you will have the best anarchy experience ever!

YouTube videos of 3B3 Minecraft duplicating glitch on 3b3 a minecraft anacrhy server! – YouTube

Attempt 2 killing quietboyL 3b3 – YouTube

Killing two of the best pvpers on 3b3 – YouTube

Minecraft Battle 3B3 – YouTube

OLDEST VIDEO OF 3B3 Our new Minecraft realm (READ PINNED COMMENT – YouTube

3b3.jmfnetworks.netPort19132

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New Server IP
Epiphany LAS

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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We are waiting for you! >> TOWNY << >> SURVIVAL << >> PVP << >> JOBS << >> ECONOMY << >> RECOMPENSAS <<

177.54.150.211

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New Server IP
NightFall Factions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Hi everyone! My name is V3R44, and I am the creator of NightFallFactions. It is a faction server (as the name says) with a mixture of mythology. The factions (Agamemnon and Morgana) are obliged to fight each other, to avoid destruction. Will they get it? This server is hosted in apes (it is very small and recent), it is for version 1.14.4 and has a maximum capacity for 20 players. Each faction has a leader, who can be dethroned if his followers are not happy. To war!

Hello everyone! My name is V3R44, and I am the creator of NightFallFactions. It is a faction server (as the name says) with a mix of mythology. The factions (Agamemnon and Morgana) are forced to fight among themselves, to avoid destruction. Will they get it? This server is hosted on aternos (it is very small and recent), it is for version 1.14.4 and has a maximum capacity for 20 players. Each faction has a leader, who can be dethroned if his followers are unhappy. Let’s go to war!

NightFallFactions.aternos.me

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New Server IP
The gaming inn

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition, we added Towny plugins as well for creating civilizations! Includes: shops, wars, economy, and more!

We have simple rules:

1. PvP is allowed.2. Don’t grief too hard.3. Don’t be toxic/harmful to others.4. Do NOT Cheat.5. Declare Wars before attacking unjustly.

173.237.43.73

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