funny excuses for not having sex Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Emeralds Found:	3979	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

TinyTotsTrespassing911

broken items, child behavior, Communication Issues, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, electronic devices, family conflict, Frustration, Home Invasion, language barrier, legal action, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, parenting, police involvement, property damage, school supplies, theft, TinyTotsTrespassing911

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	991	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Alien Abductions:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4451	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even 3-year-olds are breaking into houses and causing chaos! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you never know what might happen next.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house ransacked by a toddler, munching on your virtual cereal and breaking your virtual devices. It’s like a virtual reality sitcom, but in Minecraft form! And don’t worry, we have police stations in the game too, just in case you need to file a virtual report against your virtual neighbor’s virtual child.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the unexpected is the norm and the laughter never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? See you in the game!

NoKidsNoProbzMC

career, Childless, children, Choice, decision, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, leisure, Lifestyle, NoKidsNoProbzMC, parenting, personal growth, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Discovery, self-care, travel

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

SudanCraft – Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy efforts, civil war, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, Justice, Minecraft, Peacebuilding, rape, rights groups, Server, sexual violence, Sudan, SudanCraft, Sudanese government, united nations, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

hey u, yeah u, tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft adventure where we fight off evil mobs and build the most epic bases ever!

why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!

CraftyGatwickGateProtesters

activism, Activists, airport protest, arrested, civil disobedience, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, CraftyGatwickGateProtesters, departure gate protest, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental movement, Gatwick Airport, nonviolent protest, OIL INDUSTRY, police intervention, protest, social justice, Sussex Police, uk news

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	2651
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	5391	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even eight just stop oil activists got arrested tryin to protest at gatwick airport jus to play on it. yea u heard me right, dey were so desperate to join dis server dat dey caused a ruckus at da airport.

u know why dey did dat? cuz dis server is da bomb, literally. u can blow up anyting u want, no rules, no limits. wanna build a giant tnt cannon and launch ur friends into da sky? go for it. wanna turn da whole world into a crater? no problem. dis server is all about chaos and destruction, and it’s freakin awesome.

but wait, dere’s more. not only can u wreak havoc on da world, but u can also ride on dragons and unicorns. yea, u heard me right. u can fly around on a freakin dragon and shoot fireballs at ur enemies. and if u get tired of dat, u can hop on a unicorn and gallop through da fields like a majestic warrior.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and be a part of da craziest, most chaotic, and most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just don’t try to protest at an airport to get in, dat’s just silly.

variacraft

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay where your skills and creativity are what matter most. Custom Items: Discover a plethora of unique items crafted specifically for our server, adding new dimensions to your survival journey. Epic Adventures: Embark on thrilling quests and challenges that will test your mettle and reward your bravery. Custom Landscapes: Explore breathtaking, custom-generated landscapes that offer endless exploration and hidden secrets. Join us atVariaCraft SMP where every player is a hero in their own story. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s always something new to discover and enjoy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities and make your mark on our ever-evolving world.

54.39.133.141:25580

HanCraft

1.16, 1.19, 89.45.45.150:25965., add-ons, Competition, Discord, Earth, Economy, Economy System, Events, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, Next-generation Minecraft, Prizes, Purpur, PvP, PvP battles, Server, TOWN, Towny, Tweaks

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the Hancraft Server! Version: 1.16.x – 1.19 Server Type: Purpur based Towny server

Manage Yourself: Build your own town, manage the economy and grow with Towny. Fun PvP: Show off your skills in friendly PvP battles. Specialized Content: Exclusive add-ons and tweaks for the next-generation Minecraft experience.

Features: Economy: Trade and get rich with a vibrant economy system. Events: Win prizes with weekly events and competitions.

Links: IP: 89.45.45.150:25965 Discord: https://discord.gg/q6f2KP69

89.45.45.150:25965

FlawedCraft Minecraft Server

character flaws, classic, Cute girls, deep men, Failure, FlawedCraft, genuine flaws, girl, Masterstroke, Minecraft, Overpowered, power of friendship, psychic saint, Saint, selfish automatons, selfless sacrifices, Server, Shakespearean tragedy, shonenshit, social suicide, society, Too Kind, Too Nice, too smart, undeserving peers, unique men, wise men, Wives, writing MCs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and selfless sacrifices! Our protagonists are too nice, too smart, and too kind for their own good, making them the perfect tragic heroes in a world full of ungrateful girls who just can’t appreciate their greatness.

Watch as 8man-kun commits social suicide for the benefit of his undeserving peers, while Araragi’s greatest failure is not saving a girl who never even asked to be saved. These protagonists are saints, but not psychic saints – a fatal mistake in this cruel world.

And the reward for their selfless sacrifices? Dozens of cute girls pestering them to be their wives. The horror! The tragedy of two unique, deep, and wise men in a society of selfish automatons. Join our server now for a Shakespearean experience like no other!

VolumeCraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

blocky, Chronicles, smp, VolumeCraft, Volumes Books Reading Library Collection Literature Novels Fiction Non-fiction Audiobooks E-books Bestsellers Classics Authors Bookshelves Bookworm Bookstore Page-turner Paperback Hardcover

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Farms Harvested:	355	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	4757

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join Volumes, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that only appears once every full moon. Legend has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

But be warned, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper King, a boss mob that roams the land causing chaos and destruction. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to challenge him, but the rewards are worth it – rumor has it that the Creeper King drops a special explosive item that can obliterate anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join Volumes today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorcedParentMC SMP: Crafting Love

childhood experiences, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Crafting, divorced parents, DivorcedParentMC, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, influence, lessons learned, long-term effects, love, Marriage, personal development, personal growth, Positive, relationships, resilience, self reflection, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Votes:	2029	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
New Chunks Explored:	419278	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a virtual soap opera for divorced parents!

Join our server and experience the chaos of navigating relationships, custody battles, and blended families all while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to work through your family issues?

So come on, join us and see how having divorced parents can actually make you a better Minecraft player! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love (or at least a good mining buddy) in the most unexpected places.