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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
EDs Kit PvP server
KitPvP
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edstorm.apexmc.co

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New Server IP
Etheriacraft
Adventure, Survival
Welcome to our EtheriaCraft server with an economic and equipment touch. In this open world, you will have the opportunity to live a survival experience in Minecraft with a community of committed players passionate about the game.
On our server, you not only have to worry about surviving, but also thriving financially. You will be able to create and sell your own products in our market, buy resources and products from other players and establish your own store. Trading is essential to the growth and stability of the server, so all players are encouraged to be entrepreneurial.
Additionally, the server has a team system, where you can join a group of players with common interests. Teams can work together on community projects, participate in competitions, and trade with each other. You’ll also have the opportunity to earn special rewards and exclusive benefits as your team progresses.
On our server, we strive to create a safe and fun environment for all players. We have safety measures in place to ensure that players are respectful and friendly to each other. If you’re looking for an authentic Minecraft survival experience, a touch of economy, and the chance to make new friends, our SMP server with gear and economy is perfect for you!
play.etheriacraft.com

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New Server IP
Omins World
Economy, FTB, Survival
Direwolf20 1.12 Newly created with a community mindset! Website: https://Omin13.com
Join our Survival Minecraft Server Community. Meet great players and make new friends for life. We arent just another modded server, we are a dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some Schmeckles, and join the fun!
To easily get started: 1. Log in to ominsworld.modded.fun & Read our server rules 2. Use /rtp 4. Mine and collect blocks 5. Sell almost anything in our player markets, located at 0,0 6. You’re off to getting rich in Omins World!
198.55.105.140

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New Server IP
⚡Cosmoplex⚡ [1.20.4] 🍒Plasmo Voice + Emotecraft🍒 Minecraft server
Cases, Cities, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit
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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.
✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)
✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)
✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)
✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)
✅ Nova (Sawmills, jetpacks, pipes – /nova items)
⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.
⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)
✨ There is no imbalanced donation✨
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New Server IP
Runic Realms
Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay
Welcome to Runic Realms! This is a full-on fantasy RPG in Minecraft! Don’t join this server expecting your typical SMP server with a few changes. This server has been in development for over 20 months, boasting a 6k x 6k fully-custom made map and over 75,000 lines of code to make it truly feel like a new game! NO MODS REQUIRED!Features:- [50+] New items added through our server resource pack!- [5] Classes: Archer, Cleric, Mage, Rogue, Warrior- [5] Professions: Alchemist, Blacksmith, Enchanter, Hunter, Jeweler- [40+] Quests- [60+] Powerful Spells- [4] Challenging Dungeons- [1] Massive RaidAvailable on Versions: 1.9-1.16!Play NOW at: play.runicrealms.com
play.runicrealms.com

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New Server IP
Skypvp
Skypvp
Server IP: 168.119.143.94:26162
168.119.143.94:26162

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New Server IP
slimefun server Minecraft
Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings
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➥ Has its own launcher with pre-installed mods.
✅ Plasmo Voice v2 1.19.4-1.20.1 (Music from player/disc burn)
✅ Simple Voice Chat 1.16.5-1.20.1 (Voice chat for older versions)
✅ Slimefun (More than 700+ new items and a bunch of crafts – /sf guide)
✅ ItemsAdder (Large number of tools and furniture – /ia)
✅ Nova (Sawmills, jetpacks, pipes – /nova items)
⭐ Towny – private your territories by chunks. To maintain the city you need to pay a daily tax.
⭐ Currency falls out of trees and when digging in a mine (Can be spent on /shop, /ah, your private)
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kc.cosmoplex.ru

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New Server IP
Gaia Survival
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
We are a 1.16 SMP server we have custom ranks, custom enchantments and very supportive staff menbers on our discord and server.
51.81.77.147:25594

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New Server IP
Thecrownsmp
Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Essentials, Factions, PvP, Survival
Hello Player! Your are cordially invited to TheCrownSMP, a Medieval Fantasy RPG-Survival server.
• Build your character by levelling up in with the MCMMO plugin.
• Become the strongest leader and rule your own mini kingdom using factions.
• Help raise your nation’s power, go to war or make an alliance with other nations.
• See through to the other side of your portals with BetterPortals
play.thecrownsmp.uk

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New Server IP
HalfCraft
Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival
In HalfCraft we have modalities such as Survival Op 1.18, Survival PvP 1.18 and Arena PvP.
In Survival Op 1.18 there are jobs, pets, mines, coliseum, protections, plots, villagers, shop, custom enchantments and more.
Our Survival PvP 1.18 modality is difficult and it is a challenge to survive.
play.halfcraft.net

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