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ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	1813

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6140	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6271
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7339	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1994
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.