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GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	895304
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	8993
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Dragon Eggs Found:	3345
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Enchantments Applied:	130	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	9943
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	3916	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain