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FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5035	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2046
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	4012
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3226	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	116
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8627	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3888

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Votes:	4852
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Buildings Constructed:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!