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CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1783

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	364017
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	611	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	2075	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	414461	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	3240
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4670
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Votes:	3909	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

AboriginalIceAgeRitual

000 Years, 12, aboriginal culture, AboriginalIceAgeRitual, ancient ceremony, ancient traditions, archaeological evidence, Archaeological Findings, Australian Aboriginal ritual, cave, cultural heritage, east Victorian, ethnographically documented, Gunaikurnai Country, historical practices, indigenous history, last ice age, long-term ritual practice, ritual continuity, ritual performed, ritual significance, traditional beliefs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	158

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server got sum crazy stuff goin on! like, did u know dat we got archaeological evidence of an ethnographically documented Australian Aboriginal ritual dated all da way back to da last ice age? yea, u heard me right! not only dat, but dis ritual has been performed for at least 12,000 years in a east Victorian/Gunaikurnai Country cave!

imagine exploring dat cave in minecraft, finding ancient artifacts and maybe even summoning some ancient spirits! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on dis server! so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild and wacky world! u won’t regret it, trust me!