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Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/2253/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Towns Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4149
Love Letters Sent:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8653
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Votes:	8011
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9137
Buildings Constructed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Towns Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	338378

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Items Found:	1160	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	5

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link