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F3 – Vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

The most common Vanilla+ server without donation, located on the territory of the Russian Federation in the city of Moscow, the developers themselves from the same place, but support communication with any international players.

If you have any questions about logging into the server, you can write in Discord.

mine.foreverfunface.ru

PixelPanic – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Eagle STORM Edition, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PixelPanic, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Votes:	4439	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Imagine a world where you and your squad fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy, just like in HELLDIVERS 2!

Join us on this server where you will wage war on different planets, each with its own unique environment. Complete objectives within a procedurally generated area while racing against the clock. Liberating planets is the name of the game, and you must work together with your fellow players to liberate the entire galaxy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that it makes the original HELLDIVERS game look like child’s play. With top-notch gameplay and mechanics based on pure magic (literally), you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join a community of hardcore gamers who are dedicated to saving the galaxy from tyranny. Plus, we have exclusive news updates, crazy patch releases, and even a Democracy Space Station (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server like never before and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

beaten NNN, booru, censored, desuarchive, eternal virgins, Fail, fucking real women, general, hand-fucker, hgoon, Losers, material, Minecraft, no hopes, No Nut Never edition, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussyfree, Pussyfree General, question of the thread, Rentry, Resources, smp, Trash, weeby

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7592	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Emeralds Found:	2857
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Items Found:	4499	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6149	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4248
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!