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Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9999
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Towns Built:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

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The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Love Letters Sent:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	9619	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	542799
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8019	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!