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Blazeworld.gg

Blazeworld.gg, BUILD, Keys, Minecraft, RANK, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	4549
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

it is a Survival server where you can build whatever you want, we have the option to buy rank and buy keys inside the server

minecraftserver.apexmc.co:25642

No Contact Torture Minecraft Server

breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup healing, breakup pain, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Contact, Emotional healing, emotional pain, healing, healing after breakup, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, self growth, self love, self-care, Server, torture

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Votes:	8327	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	692146	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of the real world constantly bombarding you with texts, calls, and emails? Do you dream of a place where you can escape the constant barrage of communication and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and say goodbye to all forms of contact with the outside world. No more annoying notifications interrupting your gaming sessions. No more obligations to respond to messages from friends or family. Just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft fun!

Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget what it’s like to have a phone or computer in the first place. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow players who share your love for all things blocky?

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate escape from the torture of constant contact. Trust us, you won’t miss those texts and calls once you’re mining for diamonds and exploring our crazy custom world.

Decline of Christianity Minecraft SMP

belief systems, Christianity, conservatism, culture, Decline, Democracy, Government, influence, Liberalism, Minecraft, morality, Politics, power, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, smp, social change, society, tradition, VALUES, Western world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate the treacherous waters of the Decline of Christianity in the Western world.

Forget about building farms and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be too busy dealing with political intrigue and power struggles. Will you join the faction of the Atheists who are trying to take over the server with their logic and reason? Or will you align yourself with the die-hard Christians who are fighting tooth and nail to keep their religion alive in a world that’s turning its back on them?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret society on the server that’s pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Are they trying to save Christianity or destroy it once and for all? Only time will tell as you navigate the murky waters of this Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Buy, Creative, Earn, KitPvP, mc, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Players, PvP, Server, Skywars, Streamers, Survival, ultracoins, ultrareal, XYZ

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

MC.ULTRAREAL.XYZ

This server is made For Streamers.

Earn ultracoins to buy stuff on the server and be better than other players

welcome to mc.ultrareal.xyz

mc.ultrareal.xyz

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

achromatopsia, animation, Anime, asian, bipolar tendencies, character design, color filters, Doujins, high-tier concept, humor, inbetweeners, Japanese voice actors, keyframe animators, LAUGH, loud, manchildren, Mangas, Maturity, Minecraft, monochromacy, Server, Spaghetti Westerns, Timing, Writing, writing school.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9138	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7995
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a spaghetti western!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our anime-inspired world will have you laughing at the lack of mouth animations and questionable character coloring choices. Plus, our Asian characters have more mood swings than a rollercoaster – it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids!

And don’t even get us started on the animation process – who needs keyframe animators when you have inbetweeners, am I right? It’s like watching a Picasso painting come to life, but with more confusion and less talent.

But wait, there’s more! Our doujins and mangas are so beautifully uncolored, you’ll swear you’re living in a black and white world. And our lack of writers? Who needs ’em when you have magic wizards shooting guns at each other for 20 minutes straight?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to facepalm more times than you can count – it’s all part of the fun!

/Mine/Laugh/ – Minecraft SMP Comedy Club

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, club, comedy, Daily check-in rewards, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineLaugh, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, smp, special program, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	277	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds sing!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. They danced the night away and even got a special creeper DJ to drop some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Who knows what craziness awaits you around the corner?

LuncherTown

Claim, Community, Economy, economy plugin, Fun, Gaming, Indian, Indian server, LifeSteal, LuncherTown, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Transactions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Luncher Town Network is an Indian SMP where players can claim Play and create shops, and have fun playing. We support an economy plugin for transactions. Have all plugins which makes SMP server a great place to game.

luncherhometown.fr.to:6421

AVALON CRAFT | Vanilla+ Minecraft server

Active, admins, clan system, crazy, Direction, Economy, equal terms, Expanded, Friends, Minecraft, No Donations, no TPS drawdowns, Players, powerful hardware, recent discovery, restrictions, Server, Swear, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Farms Harvested:	837
Crops Grown:	6795	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Our main advantages:

All our players are on equal terms

Every end of the week we publish the income from the server and where it was spent, because we invest all the funds received back into the project!

How is our project different from others?

We do not have donations for privileges such as admins, etc. (Maximum premium)

We have a minecraft server on a server with powerful hardware

We have no TPS drawdowns

We don’t have admins who constantly interfere with players or help their friends

Our servers:

Vanilla

Vanilla server with an active economy developing in parallel with the players

No crazy restrictions! You can even swear 🙂

On this server you can lead your direction, no matter how crazy it may seem!

Expanded clan system

Recent discovery

95.165.70.100

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mines Excavated:	4682
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!