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Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Animals Bred:	133
Vanishing Items Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Star Shards Collected:	134
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9175
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!

Auntie’s Creeper Haven: Where Family Visits Get Explosive! Join Now for TNT Fun!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Star Shards Collected:	150	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from awkward family gatherings! Our server is so immersive and addictive that you’ll forget all about your overly affectionate aunt in no time. Build a virtual world where relatives can’t bother you and let your creativity run wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from unwanted visitors. So why deal with awkward family situations when you can play on our server instead? Join now and say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters with relatives!

KawaiiCraft: Where Pixels and Pastels Collide

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
New Chunks Explored:	771956	Infinity Stones Found:	3

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the sheep have killer dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!