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WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8032	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6720	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Runes Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2980	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2975	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4888	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government strategy, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage diplomacy, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, negotiation tactics, negotiations, political negotiations, Terrorism, U.S. hostages, unilateral deal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Votes:	9400	Dragon Eggs Found:	8044
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!

that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?

join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!

PixelPlaysMC: KnowYourRole

balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, humility, KnowYourRole, learn our place, mindfulness, overplaying, personal growth, perspective, PixelPlaysMC, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, someone’s life, Understanding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	195510
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mines Excavated:	4441	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

So, like, have you ever wanted to be a potato farmer in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you! We have the most epic potato fields you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they’re so majestic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who can speak in ancient languages and grant wishes to those who bring them the rarest of diamonds. Rumor has it that one player even got a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. True story, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. The catch? You have to defeat the evil Chicken King who guards it with an army of zombie chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

MineWowServer – Explore the Wow of Minecraft

Avatar, Bullions spreadsheet, Dark Heart Content Update Notes, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, Explore, General Resources, May Trading Post, Minecraft, MineWowServer, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, murlok.io, OP images, pastebin, raider.io, Signature, Summer Trading Post, the war within, this week in wow, TWW DELVES FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, TWW WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT, warcraftmounts.com, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow-petopia.com, wowg

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the avatars are as colorful as a rainbow sheep and the signature moves are more epic than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP showdown in the Nether. Our server is so lit, it makes the lava lakes in the game look like mere puddles. Plus, our community is tighter than a group of villagers huddling in fear during a zombie siege.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more exhilarating than riding a pig off a cliff with a carrot on a stick. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.

ViniCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, discrimination, european football, football, hate crime, justice served, la liga, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, RACIAL ABUSE, racism, real madrid, sentenced, Server, social justice, spain, sports, Sportsmanship, VALENCIA FANS, Vini Jr, ViniCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of madness!

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house while being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or try to survive a zombie apocalypse in a world where the sun never sets!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a giant chicken race where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made of pure cheese? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and deadly traps (watch out for the exploding sheep!).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)! Just click the link and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AstroPleasureCraft

adult film, alien encounters, AstroPleasureCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic climax, cosmic coupling, cosmic love, Erotic, erotic adventure, extraterrestrial erotica, FANTASY, galaxy XXX, intergalactic, interstellar passion, outer space, planetary pleasure, Porno, Sci Fi, space exploration, space seduction, starry night

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on our intergalactic adventure where you can build your own spaceship, mine for moon rocks, and battle aliens for diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Space Porno Night” where players can gather to watch hilarious outer space-themed adult films together. Who knew that aliens had such wild parties in space? So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MacronCraft Minecraft Server

crushing loss, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election results, EU elections, european politics, european union, far right, France, French parliament, Government, legislative branch, Macron, MacronCraft, Minecraft, nationalist, political parties, political upheaval, Politics, populist, power shift, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow