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Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Handouts!

alcoholism, Birthday, Boundaries, budgeting, Caretaker, celebration, college savings, Divorce, Eviction, family, financial independence, future planning, Handouts, Infidelity, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selfishness, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9229

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments.

Need a break from family drama like the OP? Look no further! On our server, you can build your own virtual family and be the hero your siblings need. No need to worry about your mom asking for your hard-earned diamonds to pay the rent – here, you can keep all your loot for yourself!

Plus, with our economy system, you can save up for all the Airpods and tennis racquets your heart desires. No more worrying about your mom spending your hard-earned emeralds on wine and cigarettes – on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending your riches on is epic gear and cool gadgets.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring with your new virtual friends? See you in the game!

GraduationGate – Family Drama Edition

addiction, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, Edition, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, Graduation, GraduationGate, mental health, Milestones, parental sacrifice, parenting, personal growth, Priorities, Recovery, relationships, sibling rivalry, substance abuse, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Crops Grown:	9646	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your son’s substance abuse issues and your daughter’s graduation woes. Build your own virtual world and escape the real world drama – who needs family when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

Join now and let the power of Minecraft heal your soul! Trust us, it’s better than sleeping on the couch after a family argument. #BlockyHealing #ForgetTheDrama #MinecraftIsLife

MisunderstoodMC Server

Analysis, complex character, fictional character, literary, misunderstood actions, misunderstood antagonist, misunderstood backstory, misunderstood character, misunderstood character traits, misunderstood development, misunderstood hero, misunderstood intentions, misunderstood motivations, misunderstood perception, misunderstood personality, misunderstood plot, Misunderstood protagonist, misunderstood relationships, misunderstood villain, MisunderstoodMC, opinion, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you misunderstood souls out there! Join us and you’ll have the chance to hang out with the most misunderstood fictional characters of all time, like Spongebob Squarepants (did you know he’s actually a secret agent for the jellyfish mafia?) and Harry Potter (rumor has it he’s been banned from every Quidditch match for using illegal spells). So come on down and join our server for a wild ride of chaos, confusion, and pure hilarity!

GovtDontCareCraft

activism, CHANGE, citizen rights, Decision making, Democracy, disconnect, dissatisfaction, Governance, Government, GovtDontCareCraft, indifference, majority rule, policy, Politics, popular demand, public opinion, public services, REFORM, Social Issues, unmet needs, Usa

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6563	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine to your heart’s content without any pesky mobs getting in your way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the llama revolution!

AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

abortion, AbortionCraft, activism, Babes, Ban, bill, Brazil, Brazilian, civil disobedience, demonstration, feminism, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, March, Political, protest, reproductive rights, revolt, social justice, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

Adult, BEDROOM, CHEEKY, crotchless panties, CrotchlessCraft, Exotic, FANTASY, fashion, INTIMATE, intimate apparel, Lace, lingerie, Naughty, Provocative, RISQUE, role-play, Satin, seductive, Sexy, ThonglessCrotch, thongs, underwear, womens clothing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Enchantments Applied:	101	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

Build Gallery., building, Claims, Coreprotect, crossplay, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Focus, Grief, griefproof, House, Life, MinedHype, Nether, Overworld, Players, Plugin, Public, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	666	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	588683	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.0

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

Q: How many unique players have joined?

A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Q: Are there any world resets?

A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

adversity survivors, faggot rejection, future leaders, gene carriers, incel rejection, Minecraft, new word needed, race-traitor rejection, Server, The Covenants, white community, white empowerment, white family builders, White Genocide survivors, white heritage preservation, white identity, WHITE PRIDE, white resilience, white strength, white survival, white unity., WitchyCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	2548	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Votes:	5456
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

classmates, consequences, controversy, dramatic, Exams, Final exams, Girls, group of boys, high school, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate sounds, Minecraft, overreacted, phone call, phone number, Principle, punishment, Reporting, RevengeCraft, Server, Students, suspension, Teacher

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!