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Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!
Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

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Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

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DadDilemmaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.
Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

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ComfortFoodie SMP

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Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

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Ex Blockerz R Us

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So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

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CraftyArmeniaUS2021

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even the president is talking about it? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, bro! this server is like the ultimate place to be, we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and even herobrine himself making guest appearances!
u know it’s gonna be lit when the US and Armenia are teaming up to make this server a strategic partnership. biden himself is like, “yo, this server is the bomb dot com, u gotta check it out!”

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, my dudes!

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Panda Squad Semi Vanilla

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Semi vanilla minecraft server for epic cool people. a plugin server with /sethome /tpa and other essentialx commands. Donating to the server gets you a special VIP role. Please notify server owner when the donation has been complete with your full Minecraft username.

129.146.200.188

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FroobWorld: Where Creepers are Friendly, Diamonds are free, and Water Buckets are always empty! 1.21

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Minecraft Server: FroobWorld

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join FroobWorld Discord
Website	FroobWorld Website
Dynmap	FroobWorld Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard – no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back commands
Long-term maps
32 view distance
No donations or prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on FroobWorld.
Are there any server commands available?	Yes, we have various commands like /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, and /back.
How big can my land claim be?	There is no limit to the size of your land claim, as long as it is reasonable.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, we have a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.

Sony and Digital Foundry Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Sony hyping up the PS5 Pro? Look no further than our server! We promise to deliver image quality so poor, it’ll make you question if you’re playing on a PS4 or a potato. With our cutting-edge technology that Square Enix wishes they had, you’ll experience the true meaning of “what am I looking at?” Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the respawn point!

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Native Brazilian Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mix of Brazilians, Portuguese, and Americans all trying to communicate in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos of language barriers like never before.
Our server is the perfect place for language enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Watch as Brazilians struggle to understand Portuguese, Americans show off their impressive language skills, and everyone just ends up in fits of laughter.

But that’s not all! We also have insane stories of players getting lost in the Nether, building giant statues of chickens, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry villagers. Join us for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on down and join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who knew language barriers could be so entertaining?

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