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EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

AI singer, artist, Avatar, digital avatar, digital singer, entertainer, ENVtuber, envtubers, jukebox, Minecraft, Music, Performer, Server, singing, song, virtual artist, virtual avatar, Virtual entertainer, Virtual idol, virtual performer, virtual singer, vocaloid, VOICED

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, false information, falsehood, falsehoods, fibbing, Fibs, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, pixelated, Server, sweet little lies, tall tales, untruthful, untruths, White Lies

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4713

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

PoundPupPrankster

aita, Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable garden

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	491708
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.

Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

HateRoomMinecraftServer

ANNOYING, annoying characters, books, Characters, despise, despised, detest, dislike, fictional, fictional characters, fictional worlds, hate, HateRoomMinecraftServer, Imaginary, IRRITATING, irritating characters, loathe, loathed, Locked In, movies, room

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where all your favorite book and movie characters come to life…and they all hate each other! Join our server and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Darth Vader in a heated battle over who gets the last diamond block. Will Katniss Everdeen team up with the Hulk to take down a horde of creepers? Anything is possible on our server! So come join the chaos and see if you can survive being locked in a room with the most outrageous characters imaginable. It’s a literary and cinematic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

SaltyCraftMC

attitude shift, bitter, bitter attitude, bitter humor, bitter mindset, bitter outlook, bitter persona, bitter personality, bitter sarcasm, bitter transformation, cynical, emotional transformation, jaded, negative outlook, personality change, Personality development, SaltyCraftMC, sarcasm evolution, sarcastic, sarcastic behavior, sarcastic transformation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

KpopKillerCraft

Censorship, cultural influence, Dictatorship, executions, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, K-pop, Kim Jong-un, KpopKillerCraft, media control, Music, music ban, North Korea, political repression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, south korea, state control, totalitarian regime

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5272
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	555	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.

But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.

WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

biological development, biology, Conception, dolls, eggs, familial connection, family, fetus, generations, genetic inheritance, Grandmas, grandmother, maternal bond, maternal connection, maternal lineage, maternal relationship, Mother, nesting, nesting doll, ovaries, Pregnancy, prenatal development, Reproduction, WombCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

Astral Valley

Adventure, ancient civilizations, Astral, Celestial, celestial beings, Cosmic, cosmic dance, Cross-Play, enigmatic secrets, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, Galaxy, landscape, Moon, mystical, PvE, PvP, SKY, Space, Stars, Survival, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to Astral Valley, where the moon’s gentle embrace and the twinkling stars weave a tapestry of wonder in the vast expanse of Minecraft. Within this realm, the boundaries between reality and the ethereal blur, inviting adventurers to embark on a journey through the celestial wonders of the galaxy. Each block placed and structure erected is a testament to the cosmic dance that unfolds under the watchful gaze of the night sky.

As you traverse the landscapes of Astral Valley, you’ll discover mountains that rise like celestial giants, their peaks reaching towards the heavens. Valleys cradle crystalline rivers, reflecting the infinite expanse of the cosmos above. Yet, amidst this beauty lies the enigmatic remnants of ancient civilizations, their secrets shrouded in the whispers of the stars.

In Astral Valley, you are but a speck in the grand tapestry of the universe, yet your presence resonates with the potential to shape the cosmos itself. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unravel the mysteries of the galaxy as you chart your course through this celestial playground. Welcome, adventurer, to Astral Valley, where the drama of the cosmos unfolds with every step you take.

play.astralvalley.xyz

HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, HardBox, invite, Minecraft, Minigames, Next Beta, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.170.93:25925

Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!

bedrock, Buildings, Conquer, custom crafting, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, Geopolitical, Geyser-Floodgate, Glory, Government, income, Laws, nation, Operation, Ranks, Resources, SemiSerious, smp, Territories, Towny, War, Wars, wealth, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Operios Minecraft Server Overview

In Operios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Glory.

You can create your own nation, with your own form of government, laws and ranks, if you don’t want to create your nation you can also join one already created.

Geopolitics:

We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.

Plugins:

Plugin	Description
Dynmap	Provides a live map of the server
McMMO	Enhances RPG elements in gameplay
Essentials	Basic server management tools
Towny	Allows creation of towns and nations
Geyser-Floodgate	Enables Bedrock-Java compatibility
Custom Crafting	Introduces custom crafting recipes

How to join:

First you have to join the Discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/j6h7He5y2t

Thanks for reading and see you on Operios!

Operios Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You need to join the Discord server and request whitelist. More information can be found in #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an existing nation.
What is Geopolitics in the server?	Geopolitics involves conquering resource camps in-game to acquire resources for expanding your nation.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, each nation can establish its own laws and rules, but there are also server-wide rules to maintain fair gameplay for all.