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Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1585	Dragon Eggs Found:	7800
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	285
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

DopamineCraft

Brain, dopamine, DopamineCraft, endorphins, Exercise, Fish, Food, FRUITS, healthy, mental health, mood, Natural, nutrition, nuts, Seeds, serotonin, Sleep, sources, stress relief, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

PixelPope’s AI Adventure

Adventure, ai, AI ethics, Artificial Intelligence, catholic church, Ethics, moral responsibility, oversight, PixelPopes, Religion, shadow of evil, Technology, technology ethics, technology regulation, Vatican, Vatican AI oversight, Vatican news, Vatican statement, Vatican technology ethics, Vatican technology oversight, Vatican technology regulation, Vatican technology statement

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	205
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	4031	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lol ok so like, this server is like the vatican but in minecraft??? like, we got priests and stuff but instead of praying we mine for diamonds and build epic castles.

ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.

join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!

Painful Pixel Pals

cancer drugs, chemotherapy, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, data analysis, drug complications, long-term effects, lung cancer, Medical research, nerve damage, neuropathy, oncology, pain management strategies, PAINFUL, PALS, patient care, peripheral nerve pain, PIXEL, platinum based drugs, severe pain, side effects, taxanes, treatment options

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

1.21.4, antivenom, BITE, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, healthcare provider, Hospital, medical care, poison control, Prescription, Sanctuary, SNAKE, snake bites, snake handling, snake safety, snake species, snakebite kit, snakebite prevention, snakebite protocol, Symptoms, Treatment, VENOM, wilderness medicine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

BlockyBlowjobBlues

aita, BlockyBlowjobBlues, Communication, don’t like, DUMPED, Exes, first relationship, giving head, Happy, Honesty, husband, Impress, Interest, Intimacy, kink, Marriage, not telling, relationship, Upset, upset husband

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and crazy fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with giant flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is like no other, with secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow-colored llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Zombie vs. Villager Dance-off” where players compete for the title of best dancer in the Minecraft world. And don’t forget about our legendary “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players search far and wide for the elusive egg to win amazing prizes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!