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No older woman in your game Minecraft SMP

age diversity, age preference, attractive women, character design, Female Characters, female gamers, Game, game buying habits, game development, game preferences, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Older, older female characters, older woman, older women in media, representation in games, smp, video games, WOMAN, women in gaming, women in media

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ores Mined:	2965
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

CompliCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, CompliCraft, Compliment, Conflict Resolution, friend’s girlfriend, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, night out, overreacting, Reassurance, relationship, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Come join our Minecraft server for some drama-free fun! Unlike real life, you won’t have to worry about accidentally hitting on your friend’s girlfriend here. Our community is full of supportive players who will always hype you up, no matter what you’re wearing in-game. Plus, we have a strict no-cutting-off policy, so you can rest assured that your friendships will remain intact. Join now for a drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyMILFixer-3%

aita, Cats, CraftyMILFixer3, deck frame, diy projects, Dogs, downsizing, firepit, grout lines, home repair, House, house appraisal, labor cost, material cost, mother-in-law, paver projects, Pets, professional work, resale value, shoddy work, tiled shower, yard reseeding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	6156
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Farms Harvested:	997

Are you tired of living in a house that looks like a tornado of pets and DIY disasters hit it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life!

Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.

And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

ChildhoodSayingMC SMP

cherished quotes, childhood lessons, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood quotes, childhood wisdom, ChildhoodSayingMC, enduring sayings, favorite sayings, impactful quotes, inspirational quotes, lasting memories, lasting quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable phrases, memorable sayings, nostalgic quotes, quotes to live by, smp, timeless quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Magic Items Found:	4743	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the laws of physics.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

animated, animated characters, animated emotions, animated film, animated memories, animated series, animated storytelling, animated tears, cartoon, Childhood, EmoCartoonFeelsCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional scenes, heartwrenching, Memories, nostalgic, sad, tearjerker, touching

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	803453	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Redstone Revolution

2025, Armed Forces, budget allocation, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, Economy, geopolitical strategy, Government, military capabilities, military expansion, military investment, military modernization, military spending, national defense, Politics, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, state budget, strategic planning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Animals Bred:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3105	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

lol imagine if russia spent 40% of their budget on minecraft instead of military 😂 like, they could build giant pixelated tanks and stuff. join our server and help us create the ultimate minecraft army to take over the virtual world! we have insane battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. who needs real weapons when you have diamond swords and TNT? come join the fun and let’s conquer the blocky universe together! 🚀💣🔥

China Power Surge

#sustainability, carbon footprint, charging, China, Consumption, electricity, electronics, ENERGY, environmental impact, Globalization, Imports, Infrastructure, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, power, renewable energy, supply chain, Surge, Technology, Trade

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7089

Yo, join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Chinese electricity flowing through our pixels, making them extra lit! Imagine mining for diamonds with that extra spark, like you’re channeling the power of the Great Wall itself. Plus, our mobs are straight outta a kung fu movie, doing backflips and roundhouse kicks while you try to survive. So come on over and experience the electrifying adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we play with FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥

TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, Adults, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Edition, findings, hyperreactivity, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurological differences, research, sensitivity, sensory experiences, sensory overload, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sensory sensitivity, study, tactile defensiveness, tactile sensitivity, Touch, TouchyCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9221	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

PolitVerse – political rp server Minecraft server

borders, city, Clans, Complaints, Discord, FAITH, Ideology, light RP, Minecraft, Online Map, Political, political orientation, regulations, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, State, States, Suggestions, Support, Vanilla Survival, Wars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	2308
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Politics, clans, states, wars and vanilla survival, you can peacefully play alone. Light RP.

Gameplay Features:– No single spawn, spine in random and periodically changing area (currently on a small island)– Ability to quickly survive with friends – tp requests (/rtp )– Old server version (1.8) and the ability to log in from 1.7 to 1.21. The focus is not on game mechanics, but on political opportunities and RP.

Create your settlement (3+ players), city (6+ players) or state, develop, fight and impose your ideology/political orientation or faith on others. An online map with borders is planned.

The server has recently opened, and we are still finalizing the regulations and technical components. There are few states and cities, have time to become leaders this season.

Any support, complaints and suggestions are provided in our discord server, all rules of the game and RP:https://discord.gg/8XnFTjUQtc

politverse.ru

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Bagel, blocky, Blue Archive General, Blue Dmg, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, field, Friends, guides, indoors, Izuna, Kaiten, Kirino, Kisaki, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reijo, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, saya, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoor arena filled with insane challenges and torment with blue damage! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Rowdy and Cheery!” where you can team up with your friends to take on crazy challenges and earn epic rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

And if you’re looking for a real challenge, don’t miss out on our Total Assault: Kaiten event, where you’ll face off against urban enemies with insane difficulty and torment with yellow damage. It’s a test of skill like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive Umika and Tsubaki guiding you on your journey. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, only on our server!