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Get Lost in the Woods on Forestcraft SMP – Where Vanilla is a Spice, Dynmap is a Guide, and Seasons are…seasonal.

Antihack, Antixray, are…seasonal, bedrock, Coreprotect, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, ELYTRA, Essentialsx, Expansion, Floodgate, Forestcraft, Guide, integration, Inventory rollback, java, Lost, PvP, Seasons, smp, Spice, ToolTrims, Towns, Vanilla, Wars, Woods

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.4 with Expansion Datapack, Seasons and ToolTrims
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Server IP	forestcraftsmp.us.to:25597
Tweaks
Rules	No stealing, no explosions unless on your own land, no non-consensual PvP
Plugins	EssentialsX, Floodgate, CoreProtect, Inventory Rollback, AntiHack, AntiXray
Towns	Floria, ICP, Cerasia
Features	Player-run towns, wars between towns, Java & Bedrock support, Discord integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I start my own town?

A: Yes, you can start your own town or join one of the existing towns.

Q: Are there any specific rules for wars between towns?

A: Wars can be waged between towns, but please ensure that all parties involved consent to the conflict.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed as long as it is consensual. Non-consensual PvP is not permitted.

Q: What platforms does the server support?

A: The server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

Q: How can I report any rule violations or issues on the server?

A: You can report any rule violations or issues to the server staff or through the Discord channel for quick resolution.

Jehovah’s Crafters: Where Even Creepers Knock on Your Door!

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Crafters, CREEPERS, Door, evangelism, FAITH, global religion, Jehovah, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, jehovahs, Knock, proselytizing, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious organization, religious practices, religious sect, spirituality, watchtower, Worship

Are you tired of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door every weekend? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on Jehovah’s Witnesses! That’s right, no more interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blocky Foreskin Adventures: Where Every Creep is a Creeper!

Adventures, blocky, circumcision, creep, creeper, Foreskin, foreskin advice, foreskin awareness, foreskin care, foreskin community, foreskin education, foreskin hygiene, foreskin issues, foreskin overgrowth, foreskin problems, foreskin research, foreskin solutions, foreskin stretching, foreskin support, foreskin surgery, foreskin therapy, foreskin treatment, overgrown foreskin, redundant prepuce

Are you tired of your foreskin being longer than your patience waiting for it to shrink back to normal size? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We may not be able to fix your foreskin, but we can offer you a distraction from your genital woes with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.
Join us and escape the stress of researching redundant prepuce treatments! Build a virtual world where your foreskin can be as long as you want it to be (we won’t judge). Plus, who needs a girlfriend requesting circumcision when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Don’t let your overgrown foreskin hold you back, join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a fellow player who can relate to your unique situation. So what are you waiting for? Let’s mine and craft our way to foreskin freedom!

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GalaxyLifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP

A Lifesteal Server with all features a server need to have you can play in the server with minecraft java 1.16-1.20 , Cross Play is not supported

galaxylifesteal.fr.to:26342

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The Sanctuary: Where semi-adults play pretend with blocks and call it a 18+ ‘Season 5’ adventure

Adventure, application, Applications, base tours, blocks, build team, Call, Community, Discord, Elytra Finding, enthusiastic, Events, Friendly, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Nether Hub, Play, portal room, PRETEND, proximity chat, Sanctuary, Season, semiadults, shopping district, smp, Staff

Features	Status
Dynmap with Pins, 15K x 15k World Border with Expansions	✅
No AFK Kick	✅
Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord	✅
Server Build Team	✅
Frequent and Engaging Events	✅
Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans	✅
End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding	✅
No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray	✅
5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff	✅
Optional Proximity Chat	✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon! https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

FAQ

Q: Is there a world border on the server? A: Yes, the server has a 15K x 15k World Border with expansions.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server? A: No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can apply through the Discord server by filling out a quick application.

Q: Is there a build team on the server? A: Yes, there is a server build team and applications are encouraged from everyone.

Q: Are there frequent events on the server? A: Yes, the server hosts frequent and engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights.

BennixMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Boundless, BuildATHON, camaraderie, challenge, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discovery, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Infinity, ISLAND, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, skydiving, Survival, Thrills, Vanilla, Victory

Hypixel	BennixMC
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with millions of players	– Unique and engaging gameplay experiences
– Wide variety of minigames and activities available	– SuperSMP, Skyblock, and Infinite Parkour modes
– Constant updates and additions to keep gameplay fresh	– Vibrant and active community
– High-quality server performance and stability	– Endless possibilities for creativity and adventure
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to size and complexity	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has more players?	Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of players.
Which server offers more unique gameplay experiences?	BennixMC offers unique gameplay modes like SuperSMP, Skyblock, and Infinite Parkour.
Which server has better community engagement?	BennixMC has a vibrant and active community that fosters creativity and camaraderie.
Which server has more frequent updates?	Hypixel is known for constant updates and additions to keep gameplay fresh.

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Blocks Collide

Bait, blocks, collide, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out and causes chaos like never before.
Imagine building your dream castle with Petra Gurin while Elira Pendora pranks unsuspecting players. Or teaming up with Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin to take on epic quests in the land of OBSYDIA.

But wait, there’s more! Join Ethyria and witness Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou battle it out in epic PvP matches. Or head over to Luxiem where Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma create the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen.

And don’t forget ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and Ren Zott0 show off their building skills in the most extravagant ways possible.

But that’s not all! XSOLEIL is where D_Dropscythe, Meloco Kyoran, Hex Haywire, Kotoka Torahime, and Ver Vermillion host the craziest parties and events you’ve ever experienced.

And if you’re feeling daring, head over to Krisis where Vezalius Bandage, Tyrant Vanta, and YuQWilsonTTT will lead you on the most thrilling adventures you’ve ever been on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags out there. Let’s make this the most epic Minecraft server in history!

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Pixelated Pwnage

Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, control, Cyn, death, Ethics, fate, free will, Machines, Murder Drones, Mystery, pixelated, pwnage, Robots, science fiction, SOLVER, speculation, Survival, Technology, Thriller

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!
Join us on our server where you can embark on epic quests to save the Drone named Cyn from the evil clutches of the Solver. Will she survive the deal or will she meet a hilarious demise? Only you can decide her fate!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you help save Cyn, but you can also witness her questionable free will in action. Will she make outrageous decisions that will leave you in stitches? You’ll have to join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will have you laughing out loud. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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7OneBlock.de

Economy, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The best German OneBlock network comes to light here The server not only offers you the rare OneBlock game mode but also Survival and PvP. We are currently still in a BETA PHASE so join today to improve the server with us I would be very happy if you could come and visit us You can also vote for our network to get an in-game reward :>

Kind regards: your 71Server team

7oneblock.de

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NEW!!! All The Mods 9 Server 2 [No PVP/Grief] By CubedWorlds

Atm9, Chunks Loading, CubedWorlds, Dimensions, Economy, End.., Grief, Kits, Map Reset, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Nether, Playtime Rewards, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shop, Shops, Structure Compass, Survival, Voting

CubedWorlds

PvP/Grief Server: atm9pvp.cubedworlds.comPeace Server: atm9.cubedworlds.comPeace Server 2: atm9-2.cubedworlds.com
Our Links:Website: www.cubedworlds.comDiscord: discord.cubedworlds.com

Features:

*Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on our servers! Earn special rewards as you play on our servers, the more you play, the more rewards!

*Ranks: You can earn 12 specials ranks on the server via playtime or purchasing one of our packages on our website.

*No Map Reset: Yes!!! The map will never reset, except for a few dimensions (The end, The Nether and Mining Dim)

*Dimensions Size: 20k Radius each, 31 Dimensions available

*Economy: Rent a shop to sell ressources or buy from others.

*Chunks Loading: Enabled

*Voting: Vote for our server to receive rewards! Make sure you are in-game when you vote to receive the reward

*Structure Compass: Enabled

atm9-2.cubedworlds.com

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