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Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	9181
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2412
Mines Excavated:	3506	Enchantments Applied:	204
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2178
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	892771
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	6964
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6078	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	5843
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

PsychoCraft: Fearless & Empathless

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our minecraft server because we have the most fearless players around! we don’t have time for anxiety, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true psychopaths. come join us and leave your empathy at the door, it’s time to conquer the virtual world with no fear and no worries. who needs anxiety when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? let’s goooo!

Aurora: Where we mine diamonds and tell dad jokes – join our server now!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Features	Datapacks, Bluemap, Terralith, Tectonic

Overview:

Welcome to Aurora SMP, a multiplayer Minecraft server where creativity and community thrive. Join us in our season 3 world and immerse yourself in a world of imagination and adventure. Make friends, build epic structures, and explore a vast and engaging world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Fabric 1.21.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various datapacks and addons including custom drops, Bluemap, Terralith, and Tectonic.
Is the server community-driven?	Yes, we have a warm and welcoming community where players can collaborate and build together.
Can I watch the server trailer?	Yes, you can view our trailer here: Trailer