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Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7633
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3195
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6372
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!