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ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	8440	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	390
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Emeralds Found:	6015	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	6577
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	7534	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	208	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	55	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	4164
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!