Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP

amusing cats, funny cat, Pure, cat entertainment, White

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident funny cat who has the power to make players shoot pure white ropes unironically. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on this crazy phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You’ll never know when they’ll bust a move right in front of you, adding a whole new level of entertainment to your Minecraft experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. They’ve got moves that will make your jaw drop and your character break out into spontaneous dance emotes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable and hilarious adventure. Who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter along the way!

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The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

twitch, video game stream, internet cat, cat streaming, Live Stream

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

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Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

cute, Animals, illustration, humor, Feline

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

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TrueMC – Best server! Survival + GM 1! Minecraft server

menu, gm, free, ONLINE, pvp arena

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)Anticheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru – Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port)

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InstaCraft: Where griefing is only allowed on Mondays! Join now for unlimited fun and laughter!

Multiplayer Sleep, Player Shops, Allowed, Fun, Silk-Spawners

InstaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview

Server IP	play.myinstacraft.com
Website	MyInstaCraft
Dynmap	Explore the Map
Discord	Join us on Discord

What’s New

Brand-New Market Unveiled!

About Us

Established and Going Strong
Our Vision

Features

Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are

Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with mods?	No, InstaCraft is a vanilla server and does not allow mods that give players unfair advantages.
How do I report a player for cheating?	You can report a player for cheating by messaging a staff member on Discord or using the in-game reporting system.
Are there any server events?	Yes, InstaCraft hosts regular server events such as build contests, treasure hunts, and more!

Ranma’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

fan favorite, comedy, iconic, Nostalgia, classic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond pickaxe in a sea of wooden shovels!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, talking sheep, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience Minecraft like never before? The reboot will never reach these heights, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Hire Fans Minecraft SMP

hire fans for photo shoots, hire fan company, hire industrial fans, event fan hire, fan hire

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

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MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

telling my friend she’s a moron, hysterics, big bang theory, hypothetical universe, multiverse theory

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

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Mom’s House Daycare

subsidy, angry mom, Family Values, rich white girl, favorite teacher

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

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MineCraftChat SMP

discussion, Depth, Expertise, smp, Articulate

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

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Funny Cat