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PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7321	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Votes:	8551	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	790
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7457
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Votes:	2105

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	302	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	135	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!