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RizCraft SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, BUILD, Chaos, Claims, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Grief, java, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	6954	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	844	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

RizCraftSMP.mcserver.us

Tycoons.GG

Adventure, Builder, Community, Competition, creativity, fighter, gg, Minecraft, Mini Games, Server, Strategist, tycoons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

play.tycoons.gg

LDOE RPG server Minecraft

Adventure, ancient temples, balance, Darkness, Defeat, FANTASY, forces, Friends, Game, Hero, Keys, ldoe, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, RPG, Server, strength

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

Join and play with your friends.

Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

grow larger, long tail tags, Minecraft, russia, Server, Sleep, sleepy, Tomorrow, Wake Up

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	792310

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Bolt Network

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

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Bees multiplayer

Account.., AREA, Discord, Fallout, Friendly, Goal, Griefing, HACKING, Lgbt, Loot, MEMBERSHIP, Players, Raiding, Server, Spawn, Survival, Themed, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Xray

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

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The Mixtape Minecraft Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, collaboration challenges, collaboration failure, collaboration mistakes, collaboration strategies, collaboration success, Communication, creative process, Decision making, Diversity, gender balance, group dynamics, group work, Minecraft, Mixtape, NijiEN, project management, Server, team composition, team dynamics, team performance, teamwork

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	8097
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Aquatic Realms

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

play.aquaticrealms.org