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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Bukhari, Crafty, female leadership, Female Rulers, gender equality, Gender Roles, Islamic Hadith, Islamic Hadiths, Islamic law, Islamic teachings, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership qualities, Leadership Success, Minecraft, Political Voting, Prophet Muhammad, Server, Success in Leadership, sunnah, Women empowerment, women in leadership, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees success? Well, look no further because our server follows the wise words of the Prophet (ﷺ)! Join us and never have a woman ruler in your virtual world, because apparently that’s the key to success according to our server rules! Who knew Minecraft could be so prophetic? Join now and start your journey to virtual victory!

Bone Collector vs The Professor Minecraft Server

1v1, aging athletes, athlete showdown, Basketball, basketball competition, basketball game, basketball legends, basketball players, basketball rivalry, basketball skills, basketball stars, Bone, Bone Collector, Collector, matchup, Minecraft, past their primes, Professor, Server, sports, street game, street showdown, streetball, the professor

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between two Minecraft legends? Join our server and watch as Bone Collector and The Professor, two seasoned players past their primes, finally go head to head in an epic 1v1 battle. The streets are buzzing with anticipation for this matchup – will Bone Collector’s bone-crushing skills prevail, or will The Professor’s intellect and strategy win the day? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and witness history in the making!

WeddingCraft420

bridal party, bride, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid drama, bridezilla, Small wedding, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding contract, wedding costs, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules, wedding stress, wedding venue, WeddingCraft420, Weed

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone follows the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We’re like the rebellious bridesmaid who just can’t resist bringing weed to a wedding. Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, dab pens, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our venue may be strict, but that just adds to the excitement. Imagine the thrill of sneaking around, trying not to get caught with your precious weed stash. And if you do get caught, well, let’s just say the consequences are…explosive.

But don’t worry, we’re all about having a good time here. With a dry wedding and a maid of honor who screams at the drop of a hat, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe hide your weed really, really well).

BlockyBoom Minecraft Server

Attack, Black sea, Black Sea Oil Refinery, BlockyBoom, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, drone strike, ENERGY, Hur, Kamikaze drones, Military, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, Report, russia, Russia’s Largest, SECURITY, Server, sources, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well then come join our epic minecraft server where kamikaze drones strike russia’s largest black sea oil refinery! watch as the refinery goes BOOM and the whole server goes wild with excitement! join now for a chance to witness the most epic destruction in minecraft history! who needs peaceful building when u can have insane explosions instead? join now and be part of the madness!

BarentsBomberBash

airspace, Barents Sea, BarentsBomberBash, bomber planes, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, fighter jets, intercept, international relations, Military, military maneuvers, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tension, territorial waters, U.S

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

OMG, u gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Russia scrambled fighter jets to intercept us! We were just building our epic base in the Barents Sea when suddenly, BAM, fighter jets everywhere! They were probably just jealous of our sick builds and wanted to join in on the fun. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the Russian fighter jets, it’s gonna be a blast!

Metropolis City Network

Apartments, Auctions, Business, Chest Shop, city, Citylife, Community, condos, CraftConomy3, Creative, ItemSlotMachine, market, MCMMO, Metropolis City, Metropoliscity, Minecraft, MONEY, player to player sales, Plugins, Properties, Quality, Rent, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Wilderness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Whether you want to rent properties in the city, run your own business and shops within them or wander out into the wilderness and live a simple life; you have freedom to choose in this bustling minecraft metropolis.

Metropolis City is a survival server located at s16.hosthorde.com:26721

The object of the game is to make money selling anything you find or craft in the wilderness including drugs. Sell items at the market in town or sell to someone else via auctions, player to player sales or selling at other players’ shops.

Take the money and buy plots available in the city and develop your own property in Metropolis City or buy/rent an apartment or condo and enjoy the city life.

We here at Metropolis City want to focus on quality, and in order to grow our server into a large community we believe its best to provide a fun and easy to understand game experience.

In order to do this, we are focusing all of our efforts, money and time on the survival server.

The server has all the standard plugins and mcMMo, CraftConomy3, ItemSlotMachine Towny, chest shop, Houses, , and a few others as well.

Visit our website metropoliscity.enjin.com for more information and check out our forums with information on donations, staff applications and other updates.

I hope to see you all online.

Thanks,

JazzCatz

216.245.176.134:25644

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, CraftyGenshin, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a blaze? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now and experience the thrill of building your own fiery fortress, battling mobs with flaming swords, and riding on lava boats like a true lava lord.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Natlan tribe, who will guide you through the treacherous lands with their magical hands. Need a hand? They’ve got you covered!

And don’t miss out on our current character banner featuring Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara. These characters are so epic, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a flick of their swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your daily check-in rewards before they disappear like Endermen in the night. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some sweet loot! Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one.

TickrCraft Minecraft Server

assets, base, Capital, Company, equity, finance, Investment, long tail, market, Minecraft, price, profit, PWIF, Quote, Server, shares, stock, symbol, tags, ticker, TickrCraft, Trading, Value

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the magic of flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, a secret underground base where the password is constantly changing to “PWIF”, and a never-ending supply of diamond pickaxes that are actually made out of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret recipe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out on flying llamas armed with laser beams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken for 24 hours.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure insanity!

PranksterPurgeMC

bears, character test, dirty laundry, elevation gain, Hangout, hiking test, Jorts, long hike, Lost, mimosas, misplaced confidence, prank, PranksterPurgeMC, Proposal, relationship test, reputation, safety in danger, single, socially shaming, street clothes, test, tiktok, underdeveloped frontal lobe, unexpected

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we take things to the extreme just like Daniel did with his hiking test!

Join our server and prove your worth by surviving outrageous challenges that will push you to your limits. Just like how Daniel thought he could test his girlfriend with a 10-mile hike without any supplies, we will test your Minecraft skills with unexpected twists and turns.

Forget about bears, sunburns, and dehydration – on our server, you’ll have to worry about creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes! Can you handle it? Or will you end up like Daniel, single and regretting your decisions?

So come join us and show us what you’re made of. Who needs a proposal when you can conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge? Don’t be like Daniel, be a Minecraft master on our server!

SelfDiscoveryCraft

hidden talents, inner strength, inner transformation, introspection, personal growth, personal journey, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-discovery experience, self-discovery journey, self-discovery process, self-exploration, SelfDiscoveryCraft, surprising revelation, unexpected abilities, unexpected discovery, unexpected qualities, unexpected realization, unexpected self-discovery., unexpected truth

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	6275	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Have you ever dug deep into your soul and found out that you’re actually a Minecraft pro in disguise? Well, that’s exactly what happened to us when we stumbled upon this epic Minecraft server. Join us and uncover your true potential as a block-building, creeper-fighting warrior!

Forget boring old reality, on our server you can become a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords out of your hands and ride pigs into battle. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake – who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and discover just how awesome you really are!