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WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!

Beach, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Find, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, marine research, marine species, new zealand, oceanography, RAREST, rarest whale, species, whale migration, whale watching, WhaleCraftNZ, wildlife

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE WORLD’S RAREST WHALE CHILLIN’ ON OUR BEACH, LIKE WHAT EVEN?!?!?!?!?

DIS WHALE BE DROPPIN’ CLUES BOUT SOME CRAZY SPECIES DAT NO ONE EVEN KNEW ‘BOUT!!!

JOIN NOW AND U MIGHT JUST GET A CHANCE TO RIDE DIS RARE WHALE INTO BATTLE OR SOMETHIN’!!!

LIKE, WHO NEEDS DIAMOND ARMOR WHEN U GOT A WHALE ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!

COME JOIN DA MADNESS, WE GOT WHALES, WE GOT ADVENTURE, WE GOT EVERYTHING U COULD EVER DREAM OF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EarlessScoobyCraft

animated series, beloved character, canine companion, cartoon character, childhood memories, childhood trauma, classic tv, crime solving, dog detective, dog with no ears, EarlessScoobyCraft, ears cut off, Hanna-Barbera, iconic show, long tail tag, mystery solving dog, Scooby doo, Talking Animals, Talking dog, TV nostalgia, young age

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Scooby-Doo without his ears? Well, you’re in luck because our server is off the charts bonkers!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And guess what? Our server has all that and more!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama chariot driven by a chicken, battle evil mobs with enchanted potatoes, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Scooby-Doo’s missing ears.

PolarMeltedMC: The Server Where Time Slows Down!

climate change, climate crisis, climate research, climate science, Earth’s Rotation, environmental consequences, environmental impact, financial transactions, global warming, GPS, internet traffic, longer days, melting ice, planet reshaping, polar ice, polar ice caps, polar ice melting, PolarMeltedMC, scientific study, Server, slowing rotation, slows, technology disruption, Time

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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, the climate crisis is makin days longer n stuff. the polar ice be meltin so much that it’s messin with the planet’s rotation. imagine playin minecraft and suddenly the day lasts like 10 hours longer than usual. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. plus, if u don’t join, ur internet gonna be all messed up, financial transactions gonna be wack, and u gonna get lost without GPS. so join now and experience the chaos firsthand. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!

action, Battles, building, clash, Community, compete, CREEPERS, declare war, Discord, dream, Fair Play, Kingdom, Loot, PvP, Quarrel, rank up, Regenerate, silk touch, smp, Spawners, Steves, stress, Survival, Termina, Ultimate, villagers, Wilderness

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Server Name	TerminaMC
IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Game Versions	Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565
Features

Overview

TerminaMC is a Minecraft server that offers various gameplay options, including PvP action, passive SMP, Town Wars, and building in the wilderness. The server promotes fair play and community engagement. Join to experience intense battles and create your dream kingdom!

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in the server. Players can claim land, build structures, and participate in town wars.

2. How does Town War work?

Players who own a town can declare war on other towns. During this time, players can raid enemy towns and loot their resources. All blocks and buildings regenerate after the war ends.

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, TerminaMC strives to provide a fair gaming experience without pay-to-win elements. Players can rank up and earn perks through gameplay.

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

Yes, the server offers voice chat capabilities for players to communicate in real-time. Additionally, there is a Discord server for live chat.

5. How can I join the community?

To join the TerminaMC community, you can connect to the server using the provided IP and Discord server link. Engage with other players, participate in events, and enjoy the gameplay experience!

Creep-Free Zone Minecraft Server

CreepFree, digital privacy, Edition, internet safety, Minecraft, no pedo, Online Community, online etiquette, online interactions, online safety, Server, social media, social media behavior, social media best practices, social media boundaries, social media guidelines, social media policies, social media rules, social media safety, social media tips, social networking sites, social platforms, social-networking, Zone

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to be bombarded by creepy players? Look no further, because our server is the “no pedo edition”! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero pedos lurking in the shadows.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have a team of highly trained moderators who will ban anyone even remotely suspicious. Plus, our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Troll the Admin Day” where you can prank our staff members to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve stumbled into a real-life treasure hunt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, no pedos allowed!

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

belief in God, FAITH, GodlyCraft, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish faith, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish philosophy, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, jewish spirituality, Jewish theology, jewish traditions, Jewish values, Jews, judaism, Minecraft, monotheism, religious beliefs, Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Jews believe in god here! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Allergies, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousin, CousinPetDramaEXIT, dog allergy, Empathy, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Frustration, health priority, ISOLATION, leaving early, pet, Respect, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

BlockyBetrayal Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheating, cheating partner, Communication, Confrontation, confronting a cheater, Deception, difficult conversations, difficult discussions, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, long term consequences of cheating, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationships, Server, signs of cheating, support for cheating victims, Trust

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is cheating on each other? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for drama and betrayal! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret relationships and exposing cheaters in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So come join us and get ready for a wild ride of scandalous love triangles and epic betrayals!

JobBlockerz

Economy, efficiency, employment, job contribution, job functions, job impact, job importance, job market, job necessity, job purpose, job relevance, job roles, job significance, job value, JobBlockerz, productivity, societal needs, society, unnecessary jobs, useless jobs

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Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in society? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional cloud watcher, or even a professional banana peeler! These jobs may seem useless in the real world, but in our server, they are the key to success and glory. So why waste your time with mundane jobs when you can join us and live out your wildest and most ridiculous dreams? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	6330	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchantments Applied:	154	Ores Mined:	3913
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Comprehensive funny bit Minecraft Servers

WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!

Stats November 21, 2024

EarlessScoobyCraft

Stats November 21, 2024

PolarMeltedMC: The Server Where Time Slows Down!

Stats November 21, 2024

Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!

Stats November 21, 2024

Overview

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

2. How does Town War work?

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

5. How can I join the community?

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Stats November 21, 2024

BlockyBetrayal Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

JobBlockerz

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Void Gems Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	3309

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5