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TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	634512	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	2317
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	5992
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2691	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Enchantments Applied:	122	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3057

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!