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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	165	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1823	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	4469	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creeper unicorn, whose explosions are filled with rainbows and glitter.

Join us now for a chance to build a house made entirely out of cheese, mine for rare unicorn poop ore, and participate in epic potato sack races with your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dungeon Delver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges for the title of TNT Champion! Or how about our legendary “Sheep Racing” competition where you can bet on your favorite woolly friend to win big prizes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous “Diamond Thief” who roams the land stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to catch them and claim the bounty?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Cupmaxxed Tea Drinker Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	60292	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of being a cupmaxxed teadrinker in your country with ugly flesh and soul, and no woman will ever truly love and desire you? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a journey to become the ultimate block-building master.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, tame a unicorn as your trusty steed, and even battle a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the land. But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious gems.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find love and admiration from the virtual villagers who will worship you as their blocky savior. Don’t be a cupmaxxed teadrinker in real life, be a Minecraft legend in our server!

> Minecraft SMP: MeTellYou

Communication, Connection, Conversation, dialogue, effective communication, emotions, Expressing, feelings, he doesn’t tell you, Honesty, interpersonal skills., Listening, MeTellYou, Minecraft, open communication, relationships, Secrets, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, you tell me

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	9213	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (mostly). As you navigate through the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to turn all blocks into diamond blocks. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server? Or will you be distracted by the endless supply of cake and cookies scattered throughout the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, don’t ask questions. Just go with it.

Crafty Doodle Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	7517
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Subarashi Tenshi Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by virtual angels who have descended from the digital heavens to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever. They fly around in-game sprinkling magical dust on all the players, granting them special powers and abilities.

2. The server is so advanced that it has its own AI-generated quests and challenges for you to complete. But beware, these quests are no walk in the park – you might have to fight off hordes of zombie villagers or even tame a dragon to complete them.

3. Not only do we have regular Minecraft gameplay, but we also have special events like virtual idol concerts and cosplay contests. Imagine building your own virtual stage and performing for a crowd of pixelated fans – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So come join our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a virtual angel yourself one day. See you in the digital realm!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	2709	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	51	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRC.SKYBARS.ME

P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

activism, chuds, deal with it, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, Future, gender equality, incel, Minecraft, moid, Powerful, Protect Democracy, protest, resistance, resistance movement, rifle, Server, social justice, stand up, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!