funny bacon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP

console, game development, game graphics, Gaming, gaming advancements, gaming consoles, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming progress, gaming visuals, graphics, Nostalgia, Playstation 2, PS2 era, PS2EraGamerMinecraftSMP, retro gaming, Technology, video games, visual effects

Are you tired of boring, modern games with their fancy graphics and realistic physics? Do you long for the days of blocky graphics and simple gameplay? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that games will never look as good as the PS2 era ever again!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!

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VirgoTantrumCraft

Apology, birthday dinner, complaint, dinner ruined, dislike, Drama, dramatic, escalation, insufferable, leaving early, mistake, MIX UP, over the top, Restaurant, ruined mood, star sign, Tantrum, virgo moment, VirgoTantrumCraft, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Join us for a wild ride filled with tantrums, complaints, and star sign shenanigans! Our server is like a birthday dinner gone wrong – but in a fun way!

Forget about building blocks and exploring new worlds, here you’ll be navigating through the drama-filled friendships of our players. Watch out for those Virgo moments, they’re more explosive than a creeper!

Join now and experience the thrill of calling out your friends for their tantrums, just like our fearless player did at the birthday dinner. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and ruined moods to keep you entertained?

So, are you ready to dive into the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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CashBurner Minecraft SMP

brand name products, CashBurner, celebrity-endorsed products, consumerism, designer labels, Expensive cars, fast fashion, frivolous spending, high-end fashion, impulse buys, Luxury items, Luxury Vacations, luxury watches, materialism, Minecraft, overpriced products, premium memberships, smp, status symbols, Tech Gadgets, trendy gadgets, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.

3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.

4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

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CraftyDeathWish

assisted suicide, CraftyDeathWish, Death with Dignity, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal considerations, Medical Ethics, Medical Treatment, moral implications, palliative care, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted death, quality of life, right to die, Suffering, terminal illness, terminally ill

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world and also debate some seriously controversial topics like whether terminally ill players should have the right to choose when and how they die!

Join us for some epic battles in the virtual world as we fight for our right to pixelated freedom! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that grants you eternal life in the game (but don’t count on it).

So come on down to our server and let’s settle this debate once and for all…or at least until someone builds a giant statue of a llama and distracts us all. Let the games begin!

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GlacialGrowthCraft

antarctic ice sheet, Antarctic region, climate change, climate patterns, climate transition, Earth, earth’s history, Environmental Science, geological shifts, geology, glacial cycles, GlacialGrowthCraft, growth, ice age, ice sheet dynamics, Mid-Pleistocene, research, scientific discovery, scientific findings, study

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that could actually CHANGE THE EARTH’S CLIMATE?? well u in luck cuz our server is so lit that it triggered a whole shift in Earth’s glacial cycles!! Antarctic Ice Sheet growth?? more like Antarctic Ice Sheet PARTY amirite?? come join us and be part of the most EPIC climate-changing minecraft server ever!! who needs global warming when u got us?? join now and be part of the COOLEST server around!!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

The owner of the server «SURVIVING WITHOUT HUSK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mt4k.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Conquest of Hunger Games: Roleplay Edition 1.20.1 Whitelist

000 New Blocks, 1.20.1, 12, balanced diet, Conquest, custom armors, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Farmer, games, GEMSTONES, Hunger, Immersive, knight, Lord, Medieval, medieval adventure, Modded, Modded World Generation, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Roleplay, RPG, Seasons, Settlements, Skill Progression, Tougher Enemies, weapons, Whitelist

Conquest of Hunterra Server Overview

Features	Description
Nutrition & Seasons	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path and shape your destiny.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the modpack for the server?

A: You can find the modpack here.

Q: How can I connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server here.

JewDrool Minecraft Server

Boycott, boycott work, don’t give in, drooling, EASY, england happening, GLOWNIGGERS, go to work, jew, JewDrool, make it happen, meaningful way, Minecraft, Participation, Police, protest, Server, SHLOMO, shouting, Simple, throwing stones, wet dream, white people

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding! 2. Our diamond pickaxes are so OP, they can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our Ender Dragon is actually a friendly unicorn who just wants to give you hugs and rainbows! 4. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs instead of fighting! 5. Our Nether realm is filled with hot lava, but don’t worry – we have fire-resistant armor made of marshmallows! 6. Our server has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually disco-dancing zombies who throw parties every night! 7. Our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might end up with a pet dragon or a giant talking potato!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

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OkIHOPCraft SMP

Breakfast, COMEBACK, diner, eggs, Food, humor, IHOP, incel, insult, internet culture, meme, Misogyny, OkIHOPCraft, online harassment, Restaurant, roastie, Scrambled, sexism, smp, social media, trolling, weird

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scrambled more than our eggs at IHOP are the brains of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.

So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!

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KidsBedroomFun Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedtime routine, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Divorce, family, Girlfriend, Kids, KidsBedroomFun, living arrangements, Minecraft, neatness, new partner, parenting, personal space, privacy, raising children, relationships, Respect, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces family values and open-door policies? Look no further than our server, where kids are free to roam and watch TV in your virtual bedroom just like in real life! Our server is the perfect place for your kids to hang out and enjoy some quality time with the fan on.

But beware, new girlfriends may not be so understanding of our unique family-friendly atmosphere. One player’s girlfriend was so upset that she threatened to never move in if the kids were allowed in the bedroom! Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that values family traditions and open communication, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera with your new girlfriend and kids.

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