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Minecrossing

bedrock, Faction Survival, OneBlock, Pve Survival, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

MineCrossing is 1 of the largest Minecraft servers that hosts major events weekly and performs daily updates. Who knows, you might also end up in a video of a notable youtuber! SMP, Earth SMP, Lifesteal, Bedwars and FFA all in one place; Join now for endless fun and meet new people!

IP: play.minecrossing.orgPort: 19132Versions: 1.18 – 1.19

play.minecrossing.org

HOLYWORLD – Anarchy Wipe GO Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to HolyWorld – a server where absolute freedom and anarchy reigns! We have no restrictions or rules, only you and your imagination.

Here you will find incredible mini-games that will give you a lot of fun and challenge. Take part in exciting competitions where only the strongest can win. Griefing is part of our culture, there is no room for boring rules!

Regular competitions and events will add excitement. Dare, fight for prizes and glory at our events. Our administrators are always ready to arrange something special.

Join us now via IP: start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of anarchy and endless possibilities! HolyWorld is a place where you yourself become a legend. Don’t miss this chance!

holygo.playmc.su

CultOfGerg

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	776087
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

CultofGerg SMP Server With MCMMO intergration and full economy with a few other spigot plug-ins now with player shops and more. Come Join us now!!!

dadsworld.us.to

DivineTalesMC

Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3981
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Divine Tales is a Roleplay server with custom lore, spells, and a well-written story. It takes place in the Land of Valera which is inhabited with many races, Its vast land holds ancient secrets and mysteries, Will you discover and uncover the secrets this land holds? Or will you fall to dark magic?

mc.divinetalesmc.com

Titanbreakmc

Classic Prison, op prison

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

mc.titanbreakmc.com

AxeMC – 1.16.5+ Minecraft server

Cases, Cities, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	776
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the AxeMC server – where every player can realize their political ambitions in the world of Minecraft! On our server you will find a unique economic system where you can earn and trade using various methods.

Do you want to make money by buying? We have special buyers who buy rare items from players at competitive prices.

Sign stores are a convenient way to sell and buy goods. Place a sign indicating the product and price, and other players will be able to purchase it without requiring you to be online.

Looking for a job? We have various professions and jobs that you can do to earn money. From miner to farmer – the choice is yours!

Earn money at the auction by putting items up for sale or snatch items at a great price!

Receive titles and rewards for your achievements in the game, stand out among other players for your achievements.

Create and manage your own cities, develop them and attract new residents.

Discover unique crafts and items that are only available on the AxeMC server and become the most powerful player in the Minecraft world!

In addition, we offer a unique feature – a real world map, which allows you to explore and interact with the Minecraft world based on real geography. Feel like part of the real world right in the game!

Join us on the AxeMC server and start your political adventure in Minecraft right now!

mc.AxeMC.xyz

Borkus

Minigame, Other

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Borkus Minecraft Network is a multifaceted gaming platform that offers a diverse array of immersive game modes designed to captivate and entertain players of all skill levels. With meticulously crafted environments, intricate gameplay mechanics, and a thriving community of passionate gamers, Borkus stands apart as a premier destination for those seeking unparalleled virtual adventures.

At the heart of the Borkus experience lies a commitment to delivering top-tier entertainment through innovative and cutting-edge game design. From traditional modes like Survival and PvP to the adrenaline-pumping excitement of PvP battles and unique minigames, Borkus offers a comprehensive and dynamic gaming experience that is sure to leave players on the edge of their seats.

With a team of dedicated developers constantly working to expand and enhance the network, Borkus remains at the forefront of the Minecraft gaming industry, pushing boundaries and setting new standards for excellence. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the world of online gaming, Borkus promises endless hours of fun and excitement, all within a vibrant and welcoming virtual community.

So why wait? Join us on Borkus today and embark on a journey through a world of endless possibilities, where every block you break and every monster you defeat brings you one step closer to victory and glory!

borkus.run.place

Visualst Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Small Community based Survival and Skyblock Network. Come and hangout! Visualst Network is the ideal experience for anyone who loves playing relaxed, casual, and fun gamemodes. Join and claim your free rank today!

play.visualst.ca

Apex Creative

Creative

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join Apex Creative today and receive special ranks and rewards as you build! Rank up depending on your skills and join a professional build team!

Apex Network -Creative(LIVE JOIN NOW) -Kitpvp -Aimlabs -ApexFactions -Pandemonium

na.apexmc.co

Beyond land s

Apocalypse, Aventura, Discord, DROPS, Economy, Hardcore, Mythicmobs, Pets, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Apocalyptic horror survival server, firearms, modified mobs, protection blocks, events, special objects, active pvp, if you want to have an extreme experience and with a good community join us!!!

beyondlands.ggs.gg