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Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Animals Bred:	125	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	705	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!