funniest tweets! – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HeyCraft Minecraft Server

cheerleader, come on, determination, dont give up, encouragement, Enthusiasm, Grit, hey, HeyCraft, inspiration, keep going, Minecraft, motivation, never surrender, perseverance, persistence, Positive reinforcement, push through, rallying cry, Repetition, resilience, Server, Support, urging

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-fu so you can battle your enemies in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco cave where the villagers throw wild parties every night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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HiRyS the SMP Prodigy

acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, IRyS Status, karaokeRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, PLUSHIE, Prodigy, Quarter Bravery, SmolRyS, smp, Starter Merch, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with karaoke nights, carbonated love streams, and merch that will blow your mind! Want to get your hands on a SmolRyS plushie or a clear folder that will make your friends jealous? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our server and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off giant creepers with IRyS voicepacks or building a gravity-defying castle with OMOCAT merch! Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as wild and wacky as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional British invasion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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99% Wealth Minecraft Server

Altruism, Charity, Donate, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Generosity, giving back, Long-term impact, Minecraft, MONEY, moral obligation, personal values, philanthropy, Server, Social Impact, social responsibility, societal benefit, wealth, wealth distribution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But beware, for the pickaxe is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Not only that, but our server is home to the infamous Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in high-speed dragon races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be able to claim the title of Dragon Racing Champion and win fabulous prizes?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be sure to watch your back, as things can get a little wild on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you donate 99 percent of your wealth, that is).

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UterusCraft: Test Before You Dig

Dig, test, UterusCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills in a world where the only way to determine if you’re pregnant is by completing insane challenges and quests. Forget about traditional pregnancy tests, here you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombie babies and creeper toddlers to prove your fertility!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of baby-making. Want to learn their ways and become the ultimate baby-making master? Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCapitalists Minecraft Server

1% wealth, CraftyCapitalists, economic analysis, economic disparity, economic growth, financial inequality, financial report, global economy, global wealth, income gap, income inequality, Minecraft, Oxfam report, POVERTY, richest individuals, richest people, Server, social justice, top earners, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth report

u know what else is rich? this MINECRAFT SERVER! we got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and gold for years! join us and u will be swimming in virtual riches like the world’s 1% but without all the guilt! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will gain $40 trillion in virtual currency! that’s right, u heard me! so come on down to the craziest, richest, most bonkers Minecraft server out there!

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EhCraft: Drone Drama

athletes, Canadians, Competition, consequences, controversy, disciplinary action, Drama, drone, drone incident, EhCraft, embarrassing situation, expulsion, international event, national pride, Olympic team, REMOVED.., repercussions.., rules violation, sent home, sports news, Sportsmanship, Team Canada, Tokyo 2020

haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!

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Lovebirds & Bug Booty

Animal Behavior, animal communication, bird songs, Birds, BOOTY, bug, bugs, buzzing, chirping, courting behavior, insect noises, lovebirds, mating behavior, mating calls, mating rituals, mating season, Nature, night sounds, nocturnal activity, nocturnal creatures, Reproduction, wildlife, wildlife sounds

Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where all the birds and bugs are straight up party animals, trying to get their freak on all night long! You’ll hear them chirping and buzzing like crazy as they try to impress their potential mates. It’s like a wildlife dating show, but in Minecraft! So come on over and witness the wildest love stories unfold right before your eyes (or ears, technically). Who knows, you might even pick up some tips for your own love life. Join now and experience the ultimate nature-themed dating show in Minecraft!

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UnitedGrove

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

UnitedGrove is a economy based Minecraft survival server with cool custom plugins, friendly community, levels & skills, and more!

play.unitedgrove.net

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SaiMine Minecraft Server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, Discord, Economy, Events, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, SaiMine, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “SaiMine” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

saimine.gomc.fun

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Neapolitanish MC (1.21)

AdvancedBackups, AFK Announcer, Backpacks, BetterEndCities, betterteams, Big Doors, boss battle, Catenary, CleanPing, Combat, ConvenientAchievements, Coreprotect, creativity, Custom Resource Pack, Datapacks, ender dragon, Exploration, FoxAddition, Griefprevention, Hearths, Herobrine, HerobrineBossFight, InteractionVisualizers, Mobheads, MoreBlocks, MoreMobs, Neapolitan, PlayerDropsHead, Players and Mobs drop heads, quality of life, saddle, Stonecutter revamps, Structures, Survival, Tectonic, Tool Trims, Treefeller, Trees, TrueEnding., vanilla friendly, Villages, Waystones

NEAPOLITANISH MC!!!

Neapolitanish aims to recreate minecraft in a whole new way. New structures, tool trims, advanced worldgen, and so much more! Neapolitanish gives Vanilla MC the bird. Who wants a boring unexciting flavor of gameplay? It’s all the same to Vanilla Minecraft. Neapolitan is fresh, gives 3 new flavors of how to play:

1. Exploration. New Villages, Structures, Trees, and much more. And of course, Waystones!

2. Quality of Life addons: Afk Announcer, Stonecutter revamps, Players and Mobs drop heads, tool trims! Backpacks, InteractionVisualizers, and much much more as well.

3. Creativity and Combat: Gone are the myths of Herobrine, now you can actually fight him in a boss battle! The Ender Dragon fight has been changed as well! – Big Doors, Big Door Physics, Double Doors, as well as drills, Hanging Chains and Ropes, and so much more!

This is completely vanilla-friendly, of course, so no mods needed!

Enjoy 3 flavors in 1 scoop of Neapolitan!

(P.S. : custom resource pack, make sure you download it when you join)

Server IP: neapolitmc.ddns.net

(1.21)

Plugins:

AdvancedBackups

BackpackPlus

VillagerOptimizer

BigDoors

BigDoorsPhysics

SeeMore

Insights

SimplePetsCleanPingInteractionVisualizer

FoxAddition (Anticheat)

AxGraves

TPATreeFellerBetterTeams

FOUND

BetterRTPCoreProtectGriefPrevention

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Datapacks:

AFK Announcer

BetterEndCities

Catenary

CauldronConcretePowder

ConvenientAchievements

Explorify

Gm4DoubleDoors

Gm4UndeadPlayers

Hearths

HerobrineBossFight

KattersStructures (Ambient, Dungeon, Village)

Kawamoods Waystones

Kawamoods Waystones in Villages

MinersDelight

MobHeads

MoreBlocks

MoreMobs

PlayerDropsHead

Saddle

Tectonic

ToolTrims

TrueEnding

neapolitmc.ddns.net

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